swiftdeath-teemo asked:
"Ow the sewer rat...what are you doing here in my beloved town bandle city...i dare you, if you are up to any trouble you will die before your little rat brain can even notice that" The voidling gave twitch an annoyed look.

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swiftdeath-teemo asked:
"Ow the sewer rat...what are you doing here in my beloved town bandle city...i dare you, if you are up to any trouble you will die before your little rat brain can even notice that" The voidling gave twitch an annoyed look.

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mythic-cassiopeia asked:
" Ahh, my favorite little plague rat~. Do tell me something, dear. With all these beautiful women in the league, which of us would happen to be your favorite for a sophisticated rat like yourself, hmm? I do hope I make that list. Oh, and one more thing... If I catch you in the Institute women's bathroom one more time, I will turn you to stone. Don't let me catch you in the showers again."
enforcedviolence asked:
What is your opinion on the Sheriff and Enforcer of Piltover?
General Service Announcement
//Now that I have the attention of a few additional individuals, allow me to identify some of the difficulties of running a blog such as this.
As a general rule, please remember that as a voice-only blog, I am unable to directly reply to any asks; instead, I must create an entirely new post and hope that the person that asked in the first place is able to read it. Additionally, please allocate anywhere from one to three days for a reply to any submitted ask due to my - currently spotty - Internet availability.
But let me make one thing perfectly clear: I will not forget you, no matter how long it takes for me to post for you. Ever. I will never throw away your asks, and I am always doing my best to record my reply when time (and the state of my throat) allows.
Thank you for your time and patronage - they are certainly appreciated, and I am thankful for every push of the 'play' button!
ask-chorister-summoner asked:
"Ever encountered cranium rats? I have heard they exist somewhere, I was wondering if Runeterra was one of those places."

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Anonymous asked:
Are you at all familiar with any swarms of uh... flesh eating rats?
//This rat needs asks like just about everybody needs to kill a Teemo.
Make it raaaaaaaaaiiin...
//This guy needs asks. Badly. Honestly, he’s not a horrible Twitch once you get to know him, and he’s still trying to get his page customized.
This guy is also me. So I need them, too. FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESEUS, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO HERE OTHER THAN DRINKING TEA AND LOOKING DIGNIFIED.
Promote, pls?
//FOR THE GREAT ZOMBIE RAPTOR, MASTER OF US ALL.
*punches self-promote button*
Anonymous asked:
With alll the terrifying damage you output and the good looks you display as a rodent with a great fasion sense too... what do you think of rammus the shy armor dillo
moku-moku10 asked:
Is there anything you miss from when you were just a regular plage rat?

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Anonymous asked:
I heard that you and Zac make good friends. What do you see in Zac?
abacrius asked:
Would you rather: Spend five minutes in a cage with Kha'Zix, or have to fist fight every Yordle in the League?
//For my alter-ego, Gentleman Cho'Gath, whose blog has reached over 300 followers, I present this form of thanks. The mic quality's horrible due to my headset having kicked the bucket not too long ago, and this was purely a spur-of-the-moment thing (as evidenced by the ad-libbed dialogue), but I enjoyed it.
I certainly hope that you do, too!
FOR A FRIEND…RUSHED THOUGH, SORRY :C I WILL REDO IT TOMORROW.
(You're a dear, Koggy.)
askkennen-theheartofthetempest asked:
'"Whats your opinion on say, I dont know, ME?'

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moku-moku10 asked:
'What do you think of Jinx? I hear she is even crazier than you are!'
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"Well, 'crazy' is in the eye of the beholder, as it were; a perfectly sane person could go swimming in a lake of strawberry gelatin and be considered 'crazy' because the average passerby might not understand the beauty of bathing in one's breakfast.
But if a certain girl enjoys blowing up cities on a daily basis, then she's perfectly welcome to do so!"
Anonymous asked:
'What are your thoughts on Teemo? A worthy opponent, or just a copycat of the one and only Rat of the Rift?'
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"Well, a more discerning individual might note that Teemo happens to be a yordle, despite having many talents worthy of a sensible rat. But there is one real difference between us, despite our choice in weaponry: you can guard against HIS poison, while mine... well, I'm sure you know the result of a nasty infection, yes?
But I have to say that when after disposing of this 'rat' myself, there is a certain irony. I suppose you could say that...
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( •_•)>⌐■-■
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...the rat took rat poison!"
(Seriously, give me more of these. They're so much fun to make.)