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I am attracting success, wealth and abundance through belief, action and alignment.
putting all my energy into becoming more educated, prettier, my health, goals and personal projects.
You disrespect yourself when you beg someone for BARE MINIMUM things like love, attention, respect, affection, support, reciprocation, etc. Donât do that shit again.

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i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares
Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes
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How To Be Socially Alluring
hey lovelies so this post is inspired by a lot of those cheesy wiki âhow-tosâ that I low key love. I personally have a big âaura of mystiqueâ that my friends and acquaintances frequently comment on. It is what keeps me interesting in their minds. Itâs what makes me enticing when I meet new people. No, Iâm not particularly moody/dark - I just have a comfort level in being unhindered and free. People are absolutely fascinated and enchanted by me.Â
I was able to fine-tune my personality, maximize my happiness, and effectively engage with others by realizing, and following, these fundamental truths:
People donât think about or judge you nearly as much as you think they do. Theyâre realistically preoccupied of thinking about themselves.
If people are judging you, itâs probably out of envy. You donât worry when the ugly girl at the bar is talking to your boyfriend.Â
You donât owe people explanations. Parents and police being exceptions.Â
You are in control of your experience. While you canât control EVERYTHING, you must control what you can.Â
Subscribing to these truths, you will be able to set yourself free. You will become more alluring by your confidence, commitment to yourself, and your own âaura of mystique.â Note: This advice doesnât apply to formal situations like job interviews, more towards casual social interactions.
1. Drop The Need To Explain Yourself
So EVERYONE likes to be understood. Iâm sure you can agree, being misunderstood is one of the worst feelings in the world. That being said, people very much like to explain themselves, in detail, to make sure they are consistently understood. Whether its describing your childhood in the context of how you are a particularly picky eater as an adult, or describing why you made a decision to live in a certain area of a city. While you should always let people explain themselves to you (will make you more likable) you should always try to avoid explaining yourself to others. Itâs a hard habit to break, but work on developing the confidence in who you are, and assume that the right people will make right assumptions about you - and fuck anyone who doesnât. Never try to change someoneâs mind who is committed to misunderstanding you. Lol thatâs a bit more like advice, but trust me, confidence from not explaining yourself, combined with mysterious nature of not talking about yourself a lot in a typical mundane way, will make you more alluring.Â
2. Do Not Answer Logistical, Mundane Questions
âWhere were you last night?â âWhere are you from?â âWho took that photo of you?â âWhere are you calling me from?â âWhat did you have for lunch?â âWhere did you come from?â âWhen did you get here?â âHow do you know [person]?â
The majority of times these questions are asked, there is really no fundamental need for you to answer. Even if the answer is entertaining (OMG I was plastered at a bar last Wednesday and made out with a hot dude!) I think thereâs something awesome and alluring about keeping that sort of thing to yourself. Oftentimes the answer is boring (Iâm on a walk outside my apartment, or I got here 10 minutes ago via uber) and therefore, not entertaining or engaging. I usually avoid the question entirely, or I give a short answer - personal goals are to keep my answers to 2 words or less.
Overall, this will decrease the net amount of information someone knows about you - making you a bit more mysterious. This will also increase the % of interesting things they know about you, because you will give interesting and in-depth answers to well thought out, interesting questions.
3. Keep Your Answers Vague (and occasionally just wrong lol)
So I alluded to it earlier, but when you do answer mundane questions, keep the answer short, if not unhelpful⌠Where did you go out last night? Bars! How do you know [party host]? We took a class together (donât say which one or when) What did you do last night? (snap story full of photos from bars) Oh I made myself spaghetti for dinner! Where are you from? [Name of your dorm] (if in college)
Those are just a couple examples. Itâs not really answering the question in a typical way and usually with no where near enough information. The worst that happens from this style of answer? The person doesnât really notice because they didnât care in the first place. Best result? The person becomes interested because you arenât projecting your life around⌠and people want what they canât have đ
4. Keep Things Interesting
So at this point, itâs rude to be non-conversational by avoiding mundane questions, you can combat that by either switching the convo/questions to be about them, or by amping up the conversationâŚ. or both, even! So while you donât answer mundane questions, you definitely can ask them because people often do really give full answers to these boring questions. However, I personally donât. I will ask more in-depth questions, either topical or philosophical. For sure donât be rude and factor in who the person is/setting, but asking an unusual question will be more alluring: How high do you think the ceiling in here is? Do you think the cookies are homemade? Do you have any really corny jokes? When is the next solar eclipse? Do you know? Me neither. Do you think anyone has ever had sex on that couch? (better for flirting with boys) Lets take a shot!
Yes, these are all super fucking random, but it will open it up to a new and likely more interesting topic. They sound weird, so itâs about just genuinely going along with whatever or however the person answers. They guess the ceiling is 9â˛? Ask them why - can they jump and touch it? is it like the one at their apt?  Overall the fast changing of the subject typically works better for enticing men, but even women will find random questions, when asked charmingly, to be endearingly quirky.
5. Ultimately Do What You Want
Pursue your passions. Strike up a conversation with someone you think looks or seems interesting. Come and go from a party without âchecking inâ or insecurely clinging to a familiar face upon arrival. While you shouldnât be rude or make it a point for people to see you doing what you want, you should commit yourself to watching out for yourself. You are in charge of having a good time - no one else can do that for you. You should therefore make the best decisions, logistically or otherwise, to ensure you have a good time. Someone harassing you to give a clear answer to an otherwise boring question or conversations? Say, I came here for a good time! Letâs do a shot! You have the power to control what you do and do not engage in - choose yourself.
Yes, so not really ~sugaring~ advice, but you get the picture. You can be quite friendly, without having to sacrifice any of your privacy. You donât owe people every detail of your life, and you should arguably keep it to yourself - even if itâs as boring as CVS run.
This lifestyle will not only make you more alluring to other people, it also is liberating feeling to be more committed to yourself.
Happy Sugaring, SSL â¤ď¸

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Okay I know one of you bitches has a TurboTax for Strippers Cheat Sheet. Reblog to save a life.
So:
Input how much money you made over the course of the year. This is your starting total.
You can instantly either deduct or just subtract all of your tipouts to staff as thatâs money that never actually makes it out of the club with you.
You can deduct your stage/house fees.You should be keeping a record of what you made for the night/what you tipped out/what you paid in stage fees. This helps for taxes and itâs a good visual overview of how youâre doing at work and helps you see trends like if a certain night is really bad on average.
You can deduct shoes, costumes/lingerie, a practice pole if you have one and bought it in the last year, even stage makeup if you only use it for work (I donât deduct all my makeup purchases but something like 50% of them). If you mostly buy stuff online you can do searches through your email for terms like âvictoriaâs secretâ âyandyâ or if you use amazon you can go through your amazon purchase history and find receipts of everything you bought. If you bought most things with cash - keeping your receipts is smart in case you ever get audited (unlikely but still possible).
You can deduct any advertising expenses (if you made business cards or paid for a premium service for promotion or something).
If youâre a travel dancer you can deduct things like travel expenses, but if youâre just commuting to your local club those travel expenses donât count.Â
If you had health insurance in 2016 - that will help you save money on your taxes. Otherwise they fine you. :(
If youâre going to school and had any scholarships or student loans, those qualify you for tax breaks.
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At the end turbotax will ask you if you want âaudit insuranceâ basically. Itâs a small additional fee that basically says that a turbotax representative will represent you in case you get audited and handle the whole audit so you donât have to do it yourself. I purchase this for my own peace of mind. (Itâs probably overkill but better safe than sorry.)
As an independent contractor youâll be paying quarterly estimated payments throughout the year. This makes it easier when you file next year so you donât have to pay such a big chunk all at once. Your estimates might even be high and you might get a little back come next April! If youâre saving around 30% of what you earn, thatâs a good starting estimate of what youâll need for taxes.
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I lived with a CPA for a few years and she taught me the basics of stripper taxes and Iâve done my own for the last few years. Itâs not perfect and I am not a tax professional, but this is how I use turbotax to do mine and Iâm happy to answer questions if anyone needs help. :)
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Dennis and Frank plan to keep paddyâs open because Dennis believes he is stronger than the virus and Frank doesnât even believe itâs real. They hire Cricket as a waiter to interact with the customers âjust in caseâ. Cricket gives all the patrons a much worse disease.
Dee is the only one who stays home and quarantines. She gets coronavirus almost immediately.
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Sugar Sweet New Year
hey babes, here is my own personal list of goals for what I want to get accomplished in this new year:
I want to look my best ever:
Regular wax cycles, and commit to it. I feel like every time I do an alternative hair removal method, it is only short-term and it long-term f*ks up my hair growth cycles making it worse than before. Also open to laser removal, but I got that once a couple years ago and it hurt like a B
Regular skin care - I have been getting a facial about once a month, but I need to extend that to my back and chest. HMU with Boston recommendations
Mani-pedis regularly (obviously)
I want to dress up more. I have so many cute clothes! I also have so many great events to attend! I vow to take more advantage of my fabulous closet and social schedule and STOP OUTFIT REPEATING and START BEING MORE ORGANIZED so I can maximize my outfits and appearance
Get my hair done more regularly - I have dry-bars in my area and I got that âblow-out junkieâ special for $90 a month thatâs 2 blowouts a month (and they role over!) so Iâm stoked to be taking advantage of this new plan
I want to lose 15 lbs fat, with probably a 10 lb drop on the scale (muscle gain). I got a little pudgier than I would like, and itâs making me unhappy. Iâll do this HEALTHILY through diet and exercise. I dabble with that thinsp0 stuff, but def not for unhealthy methods
I will go to the gym more regularly. I will take 3 HIIT classes a week, 1 pole class a week, and do an hour of cardio at least 5 times a week. These are minimums, and Iâll obviously take vacations off. I want to be skinny but toned, and that requires workÂ
Moisturize my skin more - I have the lotions but I get lazy. I also want to exfoliate more, so Iâll have to mentally draw up a schedule for myself so I incorporate it into my weekly routine
I want to feel my best ever:
I want to look in the mirror and be happy with my reflection
I want to sit in bed and feel fully content with who I am and what I have done, am doing, and will do
I will do more work with meditation and yoga
I will make specific efforts to give back to the community more (blood donation, giving away old clothes, charity work, etc.)
I will get deep tissue massages once a month, I have been already and they always make me feel great later (even though they kind of hurt in the moment)
As I drop weight, I will always remind myself that exercise is a wonderful celebration of my body, NEVER a punishment for food
As I drop weight, I will focus on centering around healthy additions. Iâm already really into veggies and fruits (and I dabble with veganism) but I will make sure that my diet is improving in quality. While Iâm not delusional and am VERY MUCH AWARE THAT CALORIES MATTER FOR WEIGHT LOSS, I will also be conscious that my calories should have high nutritional quality
I will take time to garner my hobbies and skills in a way that pleases me
I want to succeed more than ever:
I will get good grades in all of my courses
I will advance my business productively
I will develop a satisfying final product and introduce it to the market
I will continue making satisfying personal connections and new friends
I will continue making satisfying (sugar-based) professional connections
I will regularly reach out to family members and old friends to keep myself happy and to keep my emotional connections/bonds strong
I will maintain an organized schedule and a clean room
Happy Sugaring, and (almost) Happy New Year! SSL

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Sugar Tips: Discerning Attention
Hey babes, So I have personally never read any of those highly recommended books (how to marry rich, those ones on seduction, etc.) but let me channel my inner white-manÂŽ and give you my unsolicited opinion. Hey, agree or disagree, lemme speak my peace, ok?
So, I see a common theme about SBs, especially the newbies, worrying about public opinion or unwanted attention for being with an older man (their SD). Totally relatable and understandable. Iâll make a separate post about how to specifically deal with SD-related attention and discretion. But, here is my advice on how to deal with general attention:
1. Remember: People Are Narcissists
A key thing to remember in all situations is that no one thinks about you as much as you think about yourself. I mean, letâs be real! How much time do you spend on social media (insta, fb, etc.) looking at your own profile? Now how does that compare to you looking at others? Probably much more time/attention spent on the former.Â
Even if you are receiving a couple more looks and attention than normal, itâs probably quite fleeting in their minds. They might be literally bored and just looking at you because youâre interesting and different in the moment - but theyâd forget about you within an hour. Even if its malicious attention, it probably means a lot less to them than it feels, so just remember that they will ultimately think a LOT more about themselves than you.Â
2. Use Confidence As Your Blinders
I personally believe in the cyclical nature of confidence, so Iâll share my own personal cycle:Â I internally find reassurance in that people care way less about me than it may seem (see 1), and turn it into the clear confidence to act as I truly want. Then I turn that newfound confidence into a personal booster that even if people are looking at me, I donât care that they are and assume they arenât. From there my confidence only continues to grow because if, theoretically, there are people paying me attention, they can tell I donât notice, suspect, or care about them. Yes, this might sound crazy, but Iâm telling you, this confidence build cycle works đ
3. Evaluate The Attention
Ok, yada yada no one cares what youâre doing and if they do be hot so you give them something to look atâŚ.. ok, but let me give some realistic clarification. You need to evaluate their attention to determine if itâs GOOD or BAD. I made a handy dichotomy: Good - fleeting glances from strangers, initial pull of everyone to look at you often followed by re-grouping and trying to mind their own business and not stare. Typically a bit of shame in onlookers. Bad - unembarrassed and shameless staring from strangers, everyone looks up when they see you and do not politely look away, they make no effort to hide from you that theyâre staring at you. Often accompanied with rude pointing gestures to you and getting their friends attention.
The key differentiation between good and bad attention: Shame. If the person(s) giving you public attention are subtle, if not embarrassed that theyâre staring at you, thatâs probably good attention. If theyâre outward and unashamed? You might be looking or acting ridiculous. Obvious exceptions include men clearly trying to hit on you, or women clearly being mother-hennish and bitchy/aggresive
4. Take Back The Power
Ok, so assuming you are dressed appropriately, not being weird or unrefined, all attention youâre getting probably is ultimately good. Congrats! Youâre hot! Lol, so now I recommend taking back the âpowerâ of the social judgement. Make yourself the one who pays attention to others.
Now, there is rude staring and I donât recommend that, but I do recommend giving yourself a touch of that ~cool-girl confidence~ that gives YOU the social power in the situation.
When you enter a room, not only act as if youâre sure no one is watching (they def are) but act as if youâre at full liberty to scan the room and enjoy yourself. Donât worry if youâre alone, donât try to convey that you have someone joining you (be it SD or free-style partner) and just take complete ownership of the fact that youâre alone. Not only are you alone, youâre relaxed by this solo status! Scan the room lazily, and take notice of everyone there. As you walk, walk slowly through the tables or area with a relaxed gait. Glance at the passing people, or just keep your head high and focused. You are the one who judges, and their attention to you (looks, fleeting glances, etc.), only confirms their hope that YOU judge THEM to be worthy. Enjoy đ
Happy Sugaring, SSL