In Space With Markiplier - Pt 1 - sentence starters
1. “Still not 100% sure how it works, but you don’t need to know how something works in order to use it.”
2. “I’ve yet to meet a problem that can’t be solved with explosives.”
3. “Just like old times, eh, _____? Pretty much exactly like old times, actually.”
4. “I know you’ve got a plan to save us cooking up in that big brain of yours. I can see the wheels turning.”
5. “I swear if one more thing blows up on my ship, I’m gonna lose it!”
6. “Relax. You did it. You got us here safely. Take a moment to enjoy it.”
7. “I don’t know what that is, but I know bad news when I see it, and that is bad news!”
8. “What the hell are you doing? What the hell is that? What the hell is happening?”
9. “We’re immortal! Or something like that.”
10. “But I’m alive! And you’re alive! And I remember. And you remember, right? This is incredible!”
11. “Let’s jump in again. What’s the worst that could happen? We could die again, I guess. That wasn’t - That wasn’t so bad.”
12. “Seems like that didn’t work out so well for us, eh, _____? Oh well. You can’t win ‘em all.”
13. “Got any other ideas to get us out of this mess, or are you just happy to see me?”
14. “Trust me, this is the best possible outcome, although it may not seem like it at first.”
15. “No spoilers, but maybe don’t trust any talking doors.”
16. “That’s normal, right? That’s just how your people build computers, right?”
17. “That’s not me, _____. That’s not me.”
18. “Is this just how ______ ships are? Please tell me this is just how _____ ships are.”
19. “Why is this happening? No, really. Why am I going along with this?”
20. “Hey, it’s me again. I know I kind of tricked you there, and that was my bad. I’m sorry.”
21. “You’ve been bad, _____. You’ve let down your crew, your friends, and you don’t even understand why.”
22. “All of these people trusted you with their lives. Gone forever. All because of you.”
23. “Now I know that sounds like a trick, and I know that you’ve been tricked already, but honestly, there’s really no way that I could lie about this one.”
24. “This is my last chance. This is the last chance to save the universe. So I am begging you: give me the _____.”
25. “Why are there so many self-destructs and just one repair protocol?”
26. “How many people have died because of your carelessness, and how many universes have you destroyed?”
27. “Whoa, whoa. Why so mad? We’re just going to reset things and fix it. It’s fine.”
28. “These aren’t second chances. Every mistake has cost the lives of people who have trusted you. The multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures.”
29. “Look what you’ve done! Oh, what have you done? What you’ve done is fall right into my trap!”
30. “I won’t let you do it! I won’t let you destroy the universe!”
31. “I can’t let you win. This is the final confrontation, good versus evil, the hero versus the villain. Justice will prevail this day!”
32. “All the pain and suffering that you caused, I forgive you! It’s all in the past, or the future, or that that will never be, because I beat you!”
33. “You know how you’re in a dream and you’re trying to run, but you can’t get anywhere, and you feel like you’re not making any progress? Kind of feel like that right about now.”
34. “Not gonna lie, that was my bad. I kinda get distracted by all the pretty colors.”
35. “I’ve been in hundreds of battles, fought through hundreds of traps. A few rogue drones ain’t gonna get the best of me.”
36. “You blew us up! You just decided to just - like it was a perfectly reasonable decision!”
37. “Unless this is one of those doors that’s trying to kill us. In which case, you should probably go first, so after you.”
38. “And then you and me can enjoy our newfound powers until they slowly drive us mad and turn us away from everything we know and love.”