King of the Losing Side

You really wanna learn how restraining orders work, yeah? This’ll be fun. 

You are literally the most psychologically disturbed person I have ever met, and I think you should consider therapy for a number of reasons -- the first of which being that if personalities were food, yours would be a half eaten mcdonald cheeseburger left in the dumpster behind a brothel (so it’s like covered in used condoms and stuff). 

Man, you are a whole pile of crazy lately, huh? Expect to be served a restraining order within the next two weeks. 

Oh, cool, we’re still doing this? I hope you two had a lovely time. 

My mom bought me the coolest coffee mug.

Waiting for @i_amar_galen to get out of work with this dude.

One of my favorite people ever got me free food and booze, and even gave me a little speech that made me all teary eyed.