I have feelings about the tall man

I'm not saying Lyonel is right. I'm just saying that if my crush might lose and hand and a foot, and I decided to fight for him, and then at the last minute, Taylor fucking Swift rode in on a horse to join the fight, who has only talked to my boy like twice btw, and now everyone is raving about it, and none of the other guys want to be the ones to accidentally murder Taylor Swift, and she herself knows this, and then she gets herself decked anyway, and now everyone, including and especially my crush are all sad about Taylor Swift, and I'm also injured from fighting for my crush btw, and I bring said crush my weed dealer and soft jazz music to ease his pains, and then he won't even come with me to my sick-ass castle, or say goodbye, or fuck it even leave a note or something, when I myself could also have Died™...then yes, I would be a little motherfucking angry.

apples crisp, knighthood acquired, new house thriving, wife secured, heir on the way, business expanding, congratulations ser raymun of the green apple fossoway YOU are the winner

Lyonel Baratheon, Raymun Fossoway and Baelor Targaryen after just meeting Ser Duncan The Tall: