life's too short to even care at all

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

chaotic neutral

“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps

charles not again

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go

A STREETCAT NAMED DESIRE, CARL.

Gorgeous.

In the first pics I thought they were making the angry librarian from monsters inc

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box