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Stop lasering off your moles and covering your freckles where am I supposed to look on your face if you’re featureless

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Give a man a fish

He’ll say thank you for the fish

Teach a man to fish

He’ll say thanks for teaching me how to fish

#i hardly know her #inspiration #inspiring words

I like ships when one is a horrific freak and the other has to deal with it

#no im not a human #the summer hikaru died #i hardly know her

gattobamboom

theswam

Goregeousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

HEY YOU!!! SAC ANUME IS NHOUERS!! I’ll be in my Vittorino cosplay today !! (Saturday) ! Find me!! Or don’t whatever tch.

#8:11 game #8:11 vittorino #vittorino 811 #i hardly know her

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Sometimes I like to imagine a silhouette with large and colorful eyes shambling through my doorway at night

I don’t think there’s anything it could do that would disturb me more than just watching me stare back

But that also wouldn’t be so bad

Ummmmm yah that’s the post

#i hardly know her

gattobamboom

theswam

Yeah I like this

#freak and the normal #idk how to save posts so I do this instead

HOW DO I CHANGE MY BIO ON THIS GODFORSAKEN APP

#i hardly know her #hi will

I lose attraction to characters the moment they’re not fictional. Someone diagnose me. (/j)

i-thinkim-funny

We have a bunch (45 if I remember correctly) of lil guys! I love doing southpark mass attacks, and this one is my biggest! We have people I attacked AND extras!

@doogieverse @doogieverse @theswam

theswam

YEAHHHH HI PJ BOY TYSM AGAIN!!!

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plohodelo

Vittorino (real life)

Yeah fuck you I’m wearing my sky zone socks in the house.

f4g4um

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

fromcrowgon

Me: Guards, fetch me my wizard

The wizard: Oh Ah Ooh OOF! *gets kicked into the room like a ball by the guards* oh you rang, my liege?

Mme: Yes i need your help divining this

My wizard: Oh of course my liege

and so yeah thats just a typical day in my life. Also blades bounce off my skin and my wizard is contagious so don't even think about trying to usurp me as ruler of the kingdom

I hate when I’m incomprehensible and someone tries to say they get it. No you don’t. I don’t even get it.

#i hardly know her

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The blunder

I don't like your tone. I. DON'T. LIKE. YOUR. TONE. The world. Keep reading.

#Hi Will

the blunder

WITH EVERTHING IN THIS WORLD I WILL CURSE YOU. I WILL CURSE YOU WITH SO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!

#FUCK YOU #MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME #TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE SATE #HI WILL

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