A Day in the Life

Empathy

Lmfaooo

Me as a parent

To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re eating off the floor

that still doesn’t answer anything

Chicago pizza…bitch you got dominos that you ate off of nasty ass dildo floor.

^^^^^ dead. Literally my exact response. Bitch never even had anything close to Chicago pizza

No that’s Chicago pizza lmao you’ve never even been to Chicago

So we’re just gonna let the dildo thing slide huh

It won’t slide around it has a suction cup base

OH MY GOD?????? WOW

i remember this scene. song was in my head for a week

I FELT THIS IN MY SOUL EVERY WEEK UPON WATCHING THIS EPISODE

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

I CAN’T BREATHE

I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god

My name is cat And wen I see An unnown thing Approaching me Prepared to fite I show my teef I growl real loud I scare the leef

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse

#this is so abstract but somehow i understand