Absolutely fucking untitled

4. Can Do

the pro-recycling message is worth something, but this is a game defined by its absence of soda. you are crushing empty aluminum cans that may not even have ever contained soda. only barely qualifies as soda-themed

3. Crab Snacks

the soda is out of focus, only briefly on screen, and actively meant as a distraction from the gameplay. I would 100% drink that fruit flavored soft drink though

2. Soda Hop

this one would be the obvious winner, but the soda bottle you play as in this game is, inexplicably, not even a soda bottle. it's an orange juice bottle. why is this game called soda hop

1. A for Effort

and the only place I could think of buying it at does not have any more box copies (apparently they only got sent the preorders)

so I'm gonna have to remember to buy later