What's wrong babe? The horrors of reality sinking in again?

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

"you're a great listener" thanks I don't understand when it's my turn to talk

does anyone have the foggiest

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

Also out of the slightest, not even available on backorder.

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*