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@bakersfield-row u should play

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

“This ad is a slap in the face, and makes any LGBT person supporting DeSantis look like an absolute idiot.” -An absolute fucking idiot

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

faeries have replaced my baby with a way cooler baby

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.