all hail the queen

Harsh.

The truth can hurt. 

Eloise Delacroix. I would say pleasure to meet you,but we all learned not to lie when we grew up right? 

That outfit hardly suggests proper breeding, so I wouldn't know what you were taught growing up. I'd introduce myself, but I'm sure you know who I am.

I almost feel sorry for them, but laughing is much easier to do. Monte Carlo? I’m sure they’ll make fools of themselves there too and be banned from yet another place.

“Exactly. But isn’t it wonderful? We are going to ring in the new year trash-free—and vomit-free.”

I have to admit the environment feels lighter. And less suffocated by bargain counter perfume.

For us being so irrelevant our names are sure in your ladies mouths a lot. 

Oh, right. And who are you? The Tweedle Dee to Anslee's Tweedle Dum?

Cute? I think you mean sad. I mean in order to have a good time they had to flee the country. Though it’s not that shocking. Their reputation is pretty terrible. 

While, as many know, I’m not one for parties, as I find them unruly and altogether pointless, I can’t say that yours don’t make an exception.

I know you would never miss an opportunity to network. And subtly rub in a certain president's face that you got an exclusive invite and she didn't?

Halle-fucking-lujah. I cannot wait to be in our element, we’re going to have the best fucking party this side of the south.

“Of course I am! NYE is still couple of days away, but I am itching for some fun. It would be a welcome back party! Remind everyone that the Alpha Chis did not go into a winter hibernation. Because let’s be real, one cannot stop a wildfire from spreading.”

I am so up for that. Time to gather up the girls and put something together. I haven't seen much of the other girls. Perhaps extending their vacation. Not that I can blame them. I'm sure campus hasn't forgotten which house reigns supreme, but it would be a good reminder.

Oh you know how he can be— uptight, short fuse, grumpy. I’m pretty sure I saw him smile Christmas day so that’s a plus.  Heartbreaker? Resident beauty? Sofia you flatter me. It sounds like you’re trying to butter me up.  Ibiza? Wow, that must have been great. Next year for sure.

All true. I hope you caught that on camera. He is way too broody. As if you didn't know every word of it is the gospel truth. I like so few people, I have to spare compliments to someone. It was pretty amazing, honestly. Yes, next year for sure. Everyone can use a break from the family insanity. 

Woah, calm down, Regina George! I was only trying to get your support—not trying to be your competition. But, whatever. want to play? It’s fucking on, Windsor.

You and I both know you aren't even worthy enough to be considered competition for me. You're just pathetic.