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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

I always visualize a gallon in the shape of a milk jug.

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

A funny thing about hipsters is that some don’t realize they are hipsters, and those hipsters often make fun of other hipsters for being hipsters. This gives me constant paranoia that I too may be a hipster.

oh god

How did the glass slipper fall off if it fit perfectly?

It’s so weird thinking back to when you first met someone and that moment you had no idea they would have such a big impact on you

Spotify should play an April Fool’s prank where every song Shazam’d is Darude - Sandstorm

Not sure if the world is getting more fucked up each year, or if its always been this fucked but I just didn’t hear about it growing up.

Billy Joel could release a new version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” using only events from the year 2016.