smuggoi was taken

she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand

Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.

Tiger drop negates any damage.

Tiger drop negates any damage.

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

My roommate is like "hey can you help us set up a minecraft server for our polycule?" and I'm like "yeah sure no problem" and then she sends the list of minecraft mods she wants, and naturally I have to test it to figure out some compatibility problems, and I get THIS kind of message on launch and I'm just... yeah. sigh.