Is very tired

Public water fountains should have a lever on the side that dispenses sherbet ice cream free of charge

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

i want all of my followers to do this with me

the tiktok visual gag where one person punches the camera or sth and the person they're dueting cuts their video so they're replaced by their clothes flying backwards in the air as if they were completely annihilated by the punch leaving only their clothes is genuinely so funny it gets me every time

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

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i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it

You know what Good Omens did get backlash for from Christians? Casting black actors as Adam and Eve

the raw power emanating from this post is overwhelming

your kink life does NOT belong is public spaces. if you can’t get consent from everyone in the space who may come along, you need to take it elsewhere.

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

this is his etsy store. he’s selling prints and also the papyrus paper !