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James Potter: I completely agree.

Sirius Black: We should be animals

James Potter: I wanna be a dragon

Sirius Black: I wanna be an Acromantula

James: I wanna be a boggart and take the form of my enemies greatest fear

Sirius: I wanna be a freaking hippogriff and fly around majestic as fuck

*research*

James: This looks really hard

Sirius: Yeah this is gonna take forever

James: Or, hear me out, you could probably be a dog. Sirius Black. Black Dog. Get it?

Sirius: Yeah, you can be a deer or something

James: Why a deer?

Sirius: Why NOT a deer?

James: Fuck yeah.

*Marauder high-five*

Peter: What about me guys

James: I dunno

Sirius: Be something that will somehow overwhelmingly represent the person you become in ten years due to some divine form of foreshadowing

Peter: Rat it is?

Sirius: I'm out of prison now and I want to see Harry, right?

Remus: Yes.

Sirius: Just want to see how the lad has grown up into a man and all of that.

Remus: Completely understandable, yes.

Sirius: So how about I visit him-

Remus: Wait, what about-

Sirius: In secret, of course.

Remus: Oh, of course then, yes.

Sirius: And instead of sending him a letter first to explain to him who I am and what happened and why I'm not a mass murderer,

Remus: ...okay....?

Sirius: I show up in a dark alleyway as a large black dog and stare at him before mysteriously disappearing into the night.

Remus: ...What- no-

Sirius: Flawless plan.

Remus: Sirius, maybe you should just write the letter-

Sirius: And then I'll send him a gift at Hogwarts. An absurdly expensive gift that will probably raise a few red flags.

Remus: Sirius no, I really think-

Sirius: Nothing about this can possibly go wrong.

Remus: Sirius, I dON'T THINK-

It's the Harry Potter Universe.

A young couple are getting busy.

THEY TAKE FREAKING POLYJUICE POTION THEN HAVE SEX WITH EACHOTHER AS EACHOTHER LIKE COME ON HOW WEIRDLY AND DISGUSTINGLY COOL WOULD THAT BE LIKE WOW YOU'D BE FUCKING YOURSELF EXCEPT YOU WERE ACTUALLY BEING FUCKED BY YOURSELF EXCEPT YOURSELF IS YOUR SPOUSE LIKE HELL YEAH

SO I'm one of those people who never, ever, looks good in a photo, which is why this one is so special to me, because I look GOOD. I look like I'm freaking modelling Armani. Which is why it's THAT LITTLE BIT MORE ANNOYING that my friend decided to photobomb me.