My Friends and I have problems

"The outside has jaundice."

"My face was meant for being under the bus!"

"Your ears are dyslexic too."

"that's the thing we DO want to be shot by spelling bee contestants."

"I acknowledged him with my eyeballs"

"When was that last time you carded a toaster"

"I don't have to report the whale they were feeding their baby to it"

"It can be cute while wanting to eat babies"

"It's a way for our mouths to dance along with him"

"It makes me sad that concepts can't rotate."

"Don't get between a Williams and their spoon!"

"That's definitely the most gods a single person can not be."

"I got the 'tism for seals?!"

"Would you do it for a Scooby Snack? That's what I call my tetanus shots."

"I was one chicken salad away from a journey."

"At least you're not as easily yeetable."

"I'm figuring out neuroscience on a sexualty based level"