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Happy 1st of September!
19 years later is today!
The Selection By Kiera Cass
“You are all dear to me. It is simply a matter of discovering who shall be the dearest.”
The Queen’s of Illea
Queen Bethany Illea- 1st Queen of Illea. Wife of Gregory Illea. A One.
Queen Grae Lowell-Illea- 2nd Queen of Illea. Wife of Damon Illea. A Two
Queen Abby Tamblin-Illea-Schreave- 3rd Queen of Illea. Wife of Justin Illea and Porter Schreave. A Three
Queen Amberly Station-Schreave- 4th Queen of Illea. Wife of Clarkson Schreave. A Four
Queen America Singer-Schreave- 5th Queen of Illea. Wife of Maxon Schreave. A Five.
Queen Eadlyn Schreave-Koskinen- 6th Queen of Illea. Wife of Eikko Koskinen. A One
A maid: You better be careful, Maxon's known for sleeping around all over.
America: What!?
A maid: He fell asleep on the stairs, in the ballroom, the kitchens, outside on the bench. Even once we found him sleeping in the fountain.

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Why I am not like the lead females from YA books
Hazel: *has lung cancer* climbs up steep stairs
June: *stabbed with a knife in a fight* discovers the person guilty of a murder
Katniss: *scarred from the hunger games where she survived twice* becomes symbol and leader of the rebellion
Teresa: *in a coma* tells thomas many things using telepathy
Mia: *in a car accident where no one in her family survives* becomes famous cellist who plays in concert halls
America: *shot while trying to help Maxon discover more information on rebel attacks* helps a homeless girl by giving her a place in the palace
Tris: *shot and is in an area surrounded by death serum* stops a deathly action from happening
Me: *stubs toe* OW OMG THE PAIN AGHH IM DYING UGHHH
maxerica on thanksgiving
maxon: where did all the food go??
america: wait was i not supposed to eat anything yet?
2016
America: *Looking through a history book* Hey Maxon?
Maxon: What?
America: Where's 2016? This book seems to skip it.
Maxon: I don't know, I was told that all records of it had been wiped.
America, rushes into a room slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Maxon, following behind and grinning smugly: I'm stuff.
Illéa Weekly Magazine and Newspaper Edit: follows the timeline of The Heir.
(All page numbers–issue numbers on the newspaper-looking ones–correspond with the page numbers in which they are mentioned.)
Thank you to all of these wonderful people who contributed! And read the articles, because they’re worth reading!
@theroyalwords - Blake Ridley @maxonsabs - Luci Andrews @schylurs - Rae Reynolds @thejackiemo - Jackie Mo @gennylovesfandoms - Genevieve Bard @ladyanj - Anj Ali @obsoletebooks - Shaelynn Sophia

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Your Obedient Servant - A Parody
A/N: I made another thing, guys. @marrymeaspen something.
[Eadlyn] How does Illéa An arrogant “Innocent,” traitor August’s damned son Somehow betray Me, His Majesty, Eadlyn Schreave. A man I could trust from the beginning Just to keep me from winning? He wants be in the room where it happens—
The room where it happens The room where it happens
You won’t be in The room where it happens
For the last time
Dear Sir Illéa:
I am quick to anger And you’ve crossed the line As I look back at the effects Of your life on mine. I looked back on the details And in every place I checked Your ratings improved with my disrespect. Now you call me quite foolish, Such a mistake. If you’ve got something to say Name a time and place Face to face.
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant Eadlyn Schreave
[Marid] Your Royal Majesty, I am not the reason no one likes you All they know is Maxon Schreave They will not equivocate on their opinions Until you really make them believe Even if I said what you think I said You will have to disprove my allegiance Oh, but Queen Eadlyn Schreave can’t take a minor inconvenience
[Eadlyn] Sweet Jesus
[Marid] Hey, I may have been sly, but I’m just a guy In the public eye tryin to do my best to have success
I know you wanna fight But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant Marid I.
[Eadlyn] Careful how you proceed, good man. Don’t slip and fall and bleed, good man. My threats are something not to be ignored and I do suggest you heed, good man.
[Marid] Schreave, your threats are not legitimate You’re lying to no end, every bit of it I’ll stand only for myself, I know it’s true But don’t act like you don’t too
[Eadlyn] Then stand, Sir Illéa The Palace at dawn. No pawn.
[Marid] You’re on.
[Eadlyn and Marid] I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant
[Eadlyn] Eadlyn Schreave
[Marid] Marid I.
Eadlyn: What are you doing here?!
Kile: I could ask you the same question!
Eadlyn: This is my bedroom!
Kile: I could ask you a different question.
Get yourself an Ahren Schreave
In this world, I can assure you getting a 100% on a standardized test is probably a lot easier.
“Love is a friendship that has caught fire.”
- Ann Landers
Imagine: Maxon having nightmares from his father’s abuse. How he rarely makes physical contact with anyone. How he has PTSD, since the first time he was whipped, and that’s why he never sleeps.Â
Imagine: the time period between The One and The Heir. Maxon’s PTSD from being shot. Remembering the pain. Almost dying. Their honeymoon: waking up in the middle of the night, in fits and starts; cold sweat; America touching his shoulder, asking if he’s okay; America feeling the not quite completely healed bullet wound, seeing her mistake. Â
Maxon’s PTSD is never discussed, and maybe I’m over-analyzing this and maybe he never had PTSD, but it was probably there the whole time. I presume he was supposed to be more broken then he was, more like the angry Maxon that fights with America rather than the one who resolves. Yet he managed to stay whole. Just because he was a prince didn’t mean he didn’t have his own problems. I think it’s funny how America, Aspen, and even Lucy didn’t have the best financial circumstances, but at least their fathers loved them.

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Elise: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
America: Uh, piñatas?
Celeste: Glow sticks.
Kriss: Karate boards.
Marlee: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
America: And rules!
The Selection Pairings: Kaden & Josie
I love him.