The Secrets Of Lightning

im shaking what does this mean

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office

>Run on Windows98 Well it would explain why everything is so unbelievably shitty, that was one of the worst operating systems before XP came out.

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

full offense but i need intimacy soon or i’ll collapse maybe

Last energy sword sunday of the decade I tell you h'what

I have something extremely important to say

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture