THE SCHEDULE OF EXISTENCE

Sheesh

Good thing about me is I would always choose you I hate coffee

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Gotta do it

You gotta do it

Knee deep into cuffing season, baeless. Its like everyone found a bae this year.

Yeah in the same club

Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting mad and thinking I don't know what in doing when I'm really just sparing your feelings. I know very well what I am doing and I have assessed your assets and you don't have enough to do that extra shit so sit down and let me work with what you got.

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FUCK

Lmaooooooooo

i feel so attacked right now 

drag me

the shoe fits me way too well and i feel offended

This was cruel and unnecessary :/

Pretty rude. Maybe he just wants to please you in any and every way he can think to. You must be a selfish piece of shit, and deserve not, his penis of whatever proportion, cunt.

Lolololololololololol you mad?

It touched a nerve because he cant touch the cervix lmaooo

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Yesss, why do people with penises do this?! Its not long or big enough, staaahppp it. That shit ruins the mood bc I’m getting secondhand embarrassment and trying not to laugh in your face lol. Just lay down and take that shit.

I’m attacked :( I’m a good person i didn’t deserve this on my dash

This doesn’t apply to me but it still hurts 💀

*moment of silence for all the fellas hurt by this*

I dont even know if of dick is small, but I’m insecure about pretty much everything so why not add this to the list

This is so wild… People really are in their feelings about a post not about them… But are really having pity parties on this damn post.

Lmao people don't know how to go with the flow.

You beautiful af

Why does this guy always make me feel so terrible? Why do I allow it? 😭😭😭😭😭

F that guy! And you don't have to allow it just don't acknowledge him.

I fucking love how pissed the guy with the long hair looks, like he’s about to drop that mic and personally snatch down flags. THAT is being an ally.

See how voluminous your hair can be when u are not a racist?

^^^

Adam!!!!!

Wait is that the boy from the video in the classroom telling the teacher how to do her job?????

😭 I’m so proud