Vriska: ........

EB: no...

EB: if i had to decide it would be life is strange.

Audition rules

VRISKA: Sadly, our night together answering all these fun intrusive questions must now come to an end everyone. Unlike most of the other trolls around this joint, as you all know, I have very important things to return to. Lots of plans and tasks I need to complete if we’re ever to get anywhere close to finishing this game. Tons of irons constantly filling up the fire, so there’s hardly room or time to squeeze in anything else minuscule in comparison.

VRISKA: Well, you see, Piexes and I had this whole weird rel8ionship going on where we pulled fast ones like that on each other all the time. Most of the time it was me messing with her. She got me the times I least expected it. That was one of them. (Although I would’ve 8een there for her too if she actually had needed me.)

VRISKA: John.. John John John. I don’t even know where to 8egin when 8eing asked anything a8out him. So many people ask a8out one another all the time as if we were involved in anything more together 8esides a gr8 alliance.

VRISKA: He’s resourceful, compassion8, thoughtful, smart and funny. He’s my favor8 of the humans. Actually he’s the only one I genuinely care a8out. Without him I wouldn’t have made it this far, and he still continues to inspire me. He’s different. I just like the kid, what can I say.

VRISKA: John told me what “ahnimay” thingy you’re referencing or whatever, you’re not funny!

VRISKA: (8esides, didn’t I already do that to Tavros?) 

VRISKA: Who says Nepeta doesn’t like me, I’m pretty sure she’s just intimid8ed 8y my superior RPing skills., as everyone usually is.

VRISKA: May8e I have, may8e I haven’t. It’s no one’s 8usiness either way...

VRISKA: Who would even 8e a8le to fill that roles for me? Have you seen how amazing I am and how high my standards are? Who do you think I would possi8ly develop any sort of crush on???

VRISKA: I tried getting 8ack into the FLARP scene 8ut Terezi didn’t want to and I couldnt find another teamm8 so I had to join in on my own and it wasn’t as fun anymore!! Its changed so much, there’s all these new stupid rules and popular characters who weren’t around last time and everyone called me outd8ed!!! Fucking ridiculous!! I don’t have the time for it now. ::::(

VRISKA: Nothing much, working on saving everyone’s asses and 8eating thisgame,  as usual!

VRISKA: Oh!! Terezi got me a neat sweater and scarf and some gloves for gristmas! ::::D <>

VRISKA: See I come on here asking for simple questions depicting how gr8 I’ve 8een doing and I get 8lown out of the water 8y some sudden philosophical 8s ugh.

VRISKA: Everyone expects me to know everything. I don’t, granted I am Vriska Serket and I do know a lot more than the average troll, I really don’t know everything.

VRISKA: Well, 8 also happens to 8e my lucky num8er!! In many alternian cultures it represents a lucky num8er, and everyone here knows that I am all a8out luck. 

VRISKA: Also, if you haven’t noticed, there were 12 of us stuck on the meteor at one point. I had strategically set everyone up with their own num8er at the time to use as code to help us in the game, though no one else had known. I so happened to 8e set as num8er 8, no coincidences!

VRISKA: My wrigglingday falls on the 8th of one of the humans months, I forgot which, 8ut it holds no significance. I also have 8 dice, and Marquise spoke of the num8er 8 many times in her journal!