The Lost Star

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

Oscar-worthy

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

sometimes i just kind of stare at myself in the mirror. not in a vain way or anything. i just kind of try to understand that thats me. that that’s what i look like and i control that body and i exist and am here right now idk

we are all going to die 

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy