the sandman

Two Face: Lies like a log, usually on his back. He’s a heavy breather, you can hear it and his chest rises noticeably with each inhale. I wonder if he needs an eyepatch or something to protect his eye when he sleeps cause I’m 99% he only has one eyelid.

Riddler: He’s a little shifty because he’s physically and mentally bored. His hands might be tapping or drumming against himself or the sheets, eyes darting randomly around the ceiling as he plots.

Scarecrow: He is very still and very comfortable. Since you’re not talking he might as well take a nap. I think he would rest with his arms crossed. Probably pefers the blanket off like a weirdo.

Mad Hatter: He lies on his side and stares at you, admiration probably. He struggles to pick an eye to focus on though, yours are both so pretty. Body might be a little restless, legs shift mostly.

Riddler

He doesn’t mind the way you dress. Don’t get him wrong, it’s not that he doesn’t care, he just won't applaud you for it. He’s with you for your mind anyway, not the clothes that cover your flesh. Though he can appreciate a person who doesn’t conform to the everyday, and otherwise dull lifestyle. As your lover he will choose to specialise in getting you gifts. Things like corpse paint that doesn’t crack, eyeliner that will last, jewelry that will compliment your complexion, and a gun if he really likes you. He’s a classy man and he’ll be damned if his partner doesn’t reflect what he knows he deserves. Don’t forget he loves to challenge your tough side too, his banter and sly comments are endless.

When the makeup comes off and you dress down into something more comfortable he won't see you any differently. At least that’s what he likes to believe. You know better when his eyes linger and soften, when he's reminded of the person you are beneath your stubborn persona. He won’t mention it, he knows normal people need their cool off time. He’ll let you lean on his back while he’s hunched over and working, and you’ll both be content with the silence. P.S. You’re good friends with Echo and Query, his very tough hench-women.

Scarecrow

He might give you some advice on how to be scarier. He has a PHD on the matter, not to mention he’s dedicated his whole life to fear. You best believe he wants you at your scariest, especially if it's intentional. He’ll alter your clothing for you too if you ask nicely enough. He’s sewn all his costumes together no doubt, he’ll be itching to put his own Scarecrow flair onto yours. Although he’s not completely enamored with your nasty behaviour. Jonathan isn't a perfect man himself but that won’t stop him from giving you back some lip. And if he can get you to laugh at one of his ridiculous insults that is just as much of a win.

Fear isn’t all he thinks about though, he’s actually quite normal half the time. He’s a tired old man, and he needs his downtime. Who better to spend that downtime with than his secret sweetheart. He may be as skinny as his skeleton but he’s as hot as a sack of coals, the heat beats how uncomfortably ridged he is. He also may be tempted to offer you a drink too now that he knows you aren’t a complete hot head. P.S. He lets you feed Ichabod (his crow) now.

Mad Hatter

He sees you as sweet before you even get the chance to reveal it to him. You’re still his Alice, just maybe the one from Alice: Madness Returns and not Alice in Wonderland. He adores your outfits and style and insists you wear them all of the time, as does he. He will carry this whole relationship on his back if he has too. This will include fancy dinners (tea parties), and weekly flowers. It doesn’t matter how tough and mean you act, he’s delusional. To accommodate you he might even be convinced to goth-ify his tea party, just once. It’ll inconvenience him to be so inaccurate but if you like it it’ll be worth it.