Daddy: *calls himself daddy*
Me: *melts into a speechless puddle*

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Cosimo Galluzzi


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Claire Keane
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Origami Around
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Product Placement
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Kiana Khansmith
almost home
macklin celebrini has autism

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
we're not kids anymore.

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@therustandstardust
Daddy: *calls himself daddy*
Me: *melts into a speechless puddle*

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Companions + first reaction to the TARDIS
A Time Of Heroes [x]
good job that ron was such a chess whiz in their first year
like if mcgonagall had put a deadly wizard backgammon game in there, they’d have been fucked

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Nope I won’t every get used to seeing this woman’s beauty.
He did not know or care whether they were wizards or Muggles, friends or foes; all he cared about was that a dark stain was spreading across Dobby’s front, and that he had stretched out his thin arms to Harry with a look of supplication. Harry caught him and laid him sideways on the cool grass. “Dobby, no, don’t die, don’t die -” The elf’s eyes found him, and his lips trembled with the effort to form words. “Harry…Potter…” And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see.
Important
Song: Neptune (Sleeping At Last)
I’m only honest when it rains. If I time it right, the thunder breaks When I open my mouth. I want to tell you but I don’t know how.

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and this is the only immortality you and I may share
In The Loop (2009) dir. Armando Iannucci

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Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough
teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?
my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants