I Can Wake Up Before Alram Clock Ringing

Does anyone remember that Yata shirt that was released years ago that looked like this? I want a ref picture! my friend in korea is gonna make a 3d model and print it out for me and I need a pic <3

I think Fushimi would be kinda upset realizing the reason Yata’s possessiveness is this fear of someone leaving him without explaining again, like just a reminder that Fushimi really did hurt Yata by leaving the way he did. I think Yata would actually probably be hesitant to tell him for just that reason, like he doesn’t want Fushimi to blame himself when this is something Yata has to work through. Fushimi figures it out anyway — Yata grumbles that Fushimi can be way too perceptive when he wants to be — and is probably all annoyed because he feels guilty about it and doesn’t want to admit it. This would make things tense between them and imagine Yata is the one trying to make Fushimi feel better all of a sudden, like no really it’s not because of you I can deal with this. But then Fushimi gives this heavy sigh and clicks his tongue, and for once he’s looking Yata in the eye as he says slowly and clearly that Yata doesn’t have to be worried like that, Fushimi isn’t going to leave, because Yata is the only person whose side he wants to stay by. Yata suddenly finds himself getting red-faced and Fushimi quickly looks away, shrugging like it was no big deal what he said and mumbling that isn’t it time for dinner, and Yata grins, feeling oddly reassured. After this I like the idea that whenever Yata’s getting jealous Fushimi will tug on his shirt or grab his wrist and tell Yata to look at him, acting all annoyed that Yata’s paying attention to someone else (even though Yata’s only looking at that person because they were talking to Fushimi in the first place), making sure Yata knows that all Fushimi wants is Yata’s eyes on him, always.

On joint Homra-S4 missions they’ll both show up separately but at suspiciously similar times and Fushimi’s uniform will be rumpled while Yata has his beanie pulled all the way down to try and hide his messy hair. After the mission is over Enomoto goes to take care of things in one of the vans and finds it locked, Fushimi’s irritated voice tells him just a minute. Shortly afterward the door opens and Fushimi is there with his shirt unbuttoned and Yata with his pants rumpled, Fushimi explains there was a ‘technical issue’ and he needed Yata to get under the control panel because Fushimi’s too tall for it (Yata starts to argue about that and Fushimi shoots him a look). Enomoto very carefully says oh, right, okay, that’s fine. At the end of another mission Doumyouji needs to find Fushimi to ask him a question and oh he and Yatagarasu were last seen heading to that alleyway okay, and the rest of the S4 alphabet have to drag him away because you can ask him later, don’t go in there. Yata and Fushimi think they’re doing a good job being low key about this and their fellow clansmen wish they would at least announce when they’re getting a room because no one is fooled right now. (Well, Munakata perhaps has been heard to idly comment about how hard Fushimi’s been working when he shows up to work flushed and no one is sure if he knows or not. Finally one day Munakata walks in on the two of them in his office, Yata quickly grabs his shirt and tries to say something about helping change a lightbulb. Munakata smiles serenely and asks them both to have a seat, he’s been waiting for the right opportunity to give Fushimi-kun a speech on the birds and the bees.)

Once she doesn’t have to wear a school uniform anymore Yata quickly switches to baggier clothes, because it’s easier for her to move in and this hides her figure so weird guys will leave her alone. Most of Homra has no idea that Yata’s so well endowed, imagine most of the Homra guys think Yata’s probably mostly flat or just more muscle than anything because her clothes hide her figure. Fushimi’s the only one who really knows, imagine when they’re enemies Fushimi is always taunting Yata for being a big boob idiot and people think she’s being sarcastic. Then post-ROK when they start dating people start to realize that no, Yata is definitely not flat. Like imagine they’re alone at the bar and some of the Homra alphabet unexpectedly walk in, Yata yelps and quickly tries to act normal but everyone absolutely saw Fushimi with her face buried in Yata’s chest and Yata’s baggy hoodie has gotten all smushed against her body so the boobs are clearly seen. Yata quickly tries to play it off, like we weren’t doing anything my clothes are fine, trying to readjust herself, which is when the sports bra that Fushimi had already partially unhooked comes undone and frees Yata's beautiful bouncing chest. Fushimi is pretty pleased with herself while Yata’s bright red and yelling at her like I told you not to unhook it until we were back at my place. Chitose feels like they’ve been blessed with this new knowledge of Yata’s chest and Yata starts threatening to kick the ass of anyone who even glances at her chest (and meanwhile Fushimi is suddenly glaring at everyone because those are hers to play with, is she going to have to stab someone).

Imagine Yata learning about this but not being aware of the queer connotations, especially if this post-ROK but before they start dating. Say one day one of the Homra guys is talking to Yata and jokingly refers to Fushimi as Yata’s ‘pet twink.’ Yata is confused as to what that means and it’s explained to him that it’s a word for a skinny guy, Yata’s like huh well yeah I guess Saruhiko is a twink. He goes to meet Fushimi for drinks and Fushimi is teasing him about his height and Yata’s like I don’t need to hear that from a twink like you. Fushimi clicks his tongue and wonders who’s been teaching Yata new words, Yata’s like who cares where I learned it, it describes you right. Fushimi shrugs and says maybe, Yata’s like ha see you can’t argue. After this he starts using it regularly and imagine it even seeps into his regular conversation, like one day he’s waiting for Fushimi at S4 and grumbling in front of one of the S4 alphabet about ‘that irritating twink keeping me waiting.’ The alphabet boys do a double take and then hurry to go get Fushimi. Yata probably doesn’t even learn about the connotations until like weeks later and suddenly he gets all embarrassed like why the hell didn’t you tell me that (and then he and Fushimi eventually start dating and now Yata gets to call him a twink again without fear).

Fushimi is also having her own hormone issues too, because she’s absolutely noticing that her heart beats louder when Yata’s around. I imagine her having all these contradictory feelings where she wants Yata to treat her like he used to but she also wants him to see her as a girl, she doesn’t want things to change but she wants him to see her differently, and it pisses her off because everything was fine before puberty hit. She probably starts blaming this on Homra by proximity, like the issue isn’t her own feelings it’s Homra ruining everything and taking all Yata’s attention away (and I imagine Fushimi would be treated somewhat differently in Homra being a girl, like suddenly even Yata is thinking she needs to be protected more even though she’s plenty strong, or random guys at the bar hitting on her and getting mad when she calls them scum and pulls a knife). I can see Fushimi kinda wrapping all these issues up together and when she eventually leaves Homra she starts dressing more feminine in her uniform in S4 specifically to spite Yata, with her shirt unbuttoned and cleavage showing. To Fushimi’s mind if her being a girl is what made Yata start to pull away then she’ll force it into his face until he starts to hate her and then maybe she can bury all these stupid girly feelings.

Imagine they take younger Fushimi back to their apartment but then some emergency comes up and older Fushimi has to leave, Yata tells him it’s fine he’ll watch other Fushimi. Younger Fushimi is acting all irritated and cold, imagine him trying to goad Yata into fighting constantly and Yata having to grit his teeth and ignore it. He’s gotten used to Fushimi saying his name in this soft familiar tone and hearing that twisted angry version just makes his skin crawl, reminding him of stuff he wanted to forget. Imagine at one point though younger Fushimi stops taunting Yata and starts badmouthing his older self and that’s when Yata turns and gives him a cold look as he’s like hey, edgy brat. Yata doesn’t care if this Saruhiko mocks him but don’t you dare mock your older self, my Saruhiko worked hard to change from you into a guy who could be happy in his own skin. It was hard and sometimes there are still setbacks but Yata’s seen how much work Fushimi did in order to be with Yata and have a healthy relationship with him, how much Fushimi’s tried to overcome his past and his anger and trauma to become someone who can smile honestly and say Yata’s name softly, and there’s no way Yata’s going to let this twisted younger version put down all the work that older Fushimi did. Younger Fushimi is lucky that he’s gonna get to go through all that one day and come out the other side even better, so Yata tells him that he needs to keep his mouth shut and maybe he could learn something from his other self.

She is neat :D And very Fushimi, because she’s lazy and likes it when Yata is the one giving her full attention. I feel like this is something Yata wouldn’t be terribly surprised by either, like the first time they have sex and every time Yata’s focused on Fushimi she’s obviously enjoying it more, just having Yata’s eyes on her is enough to get her going. Yata’s a little hesitant about being touched herself (because virgin) but somehow it makes her more confident touching Fushimi, kissing her and stroking her and watching Fushimi be all selfish and needy. She’s also not at all surprised that Fushimi would rather lie back and be pleasured than do any work herself, Yata was probably assuming even from the start that she would be the one doing most of the initiating during sex. What surprises Yata is how much she herself enjoys it, like seeing Fushimi come undone under her is actually way hotter to Yata than Fushimi touching Yata would be, she likes taking control and seeing Fushimi be selfish and begging for more. Fushimi doesn’t at some point grudgingly offer to reciprocate, because she’s deep down aware that she should be giving too and not making Yata do everything. Yata just grins though and says actually she likes things better this way herself, like don’t worry princess your wish is my command. Fushimi hits her with a pillow but also gives her this sidelong look like well if you insist Misaki, I’ll let you take care of things again this time. 

One day Yata’s at S4 bringing Fushimi lunch and Fushimi happens to be out on a mission. Some of the other S4 guys are there though and Yata starts chatting with them, figuring maybe it could help if he can get some ideas from Fushimi’s coworkers. Yata tries to be all subtle like it’s been a long time since Saruhiko and I were together, anyway what kind of person do you think Saruhiko is most interested in. The S4 boys all exchange a glance, they do want to help Fushimi out though so Hidaka says he’s pretty sure Fushimi-san likes redheads. Yata’s all really, trying not to look excited, and Enomoto says that Fushimi seems to like people with more extroverted and honest personalities. Gotou serenely adds that Fushimi likes people who aren’t as smart as him, he seems to enjoy people who are idiots even, and Yata’s not sure if he should be happy about that or not. That’s when Fushimi walks in and Yata’s about to greet him when Fushimi turns to complain to Doumyouji beside him about something stupid Doumyouji did. Yata’s face immediately falls and behind him Hidaka and Enomoto are facepalming.

Maybe he’s so distracted that he accidentally ends up eating one of Totsuka’s ‘cooking experiments,’ left out at the bar, and as he’s making a face one of the Homra guys jokes about Fushimi having cravings. Everyone starts teasing Yata about being the cause and Yata is totally confused as Fushimi rolls his eyes and thinks how stupid. That’s when someone finally clues Yata in to the ‘is Fushimi pregnant’ joke and Yata freaks out even more and stuttering that of course he’d take responsibility. Fushimi calls him an idiot like why would I be pregnant living with a virgin like you, but in his head he’s now thinking well, here’s something Mikoto can’t do, and then Misaki would have to stay by my side. In the end though I think the whole idea of being pregnant and having a kid would just be too distasteful to him though, why would he of all people want to bring a brat into the world just to make things worse, it’s not like he’s equipped to be a parent and the idea of becoming someone like Niki or Kisa with a child he doesn’t care about is the only thing that’s worse to him than losing Misaki.

My poster disagrees with the latter part of that XD Yata knew what he was getting into though, he fell in love with a flat malnourished twink and that’s what he got. Imagine the Homra guys joking about it and Yata gets all red in the face, like hey I’m not like you perverts. Everyone thinks that when you get down to it maybe this is the perfect guy for a virgin like Yata — no ass, no boobs, just flat and chaste all the way down. Yata’s like don’t call me a virgin and anyway sorry that Saruhiko is shaped like a normal person and not some weird curvy girl from their shitty gross videos. That makes everyone laugh more and Chitose is like you poor guy, you have nothing to grab on your boyfriend but skin and bones. Yata grumbles that Saruhiko has plenty to grab thanks and Bandou is like where, his hip bones. Yata gets so annoyed that he’s like shut up Saruhiko’s plenty big where it counts anyway. Everyone immediately goes quiet and gives him a look, and of course it’s just this moment that Anna comes downstairs and looks at him curiously. Yata swallows hard and stutters out that uh, his, um, his heart is big, and the Homra guys are like come on even you don’t believe that, Yata’s like wait his brain I meant his brain, his brain is big.

Fushimi’s taking heat suppressants and probably some kind of birth control so he knows he won’t get pregnant but somewhere he’s probably dimly thinking that they shouldn’t go this far anyway, it’s not like Yata will still want him when Yata’s in his normal mind. But he’s so desperate to have Yata’s attention that Fushimi allows it anyway, just letting Yata bite him and hold him down and Yata’s in such a haze that he keeps talking about how he wants to breed Fushimi, get Fushimi pregnant with so many pups, and Fushimi just tells him that’s fine, keep going. Yata probably doesn’t even know what he’s saying and part of Fushimi is like rut usually lasts a few days and if I don’t take my pills for the next few days either and would Yata stay then, if Fushimi actually got pregnant (and then he remembers Niki and an empty house and rejects it — but it’s so tempting, to be Yata’s mate who Yata can’t ever leave, to drown in Yata’s passionate words and rough hands, and to pretend that it won’t just go back to something that’s started to break the moment the rut is through).

Poor Fushimi, the one place Yata happens to be big is the uncomfortable one ;^; Imagine Yata being super proud of how big his dick is too, the Homra guys were teasing him about being a virgin regardless and now he can finally be like see I’m not a virgin and Saruhiko was super satisfied so there (presumably he will say this when Fushimi’s not present, because otherwise Yata’s never getting to stick that anywhere ever again). Unfortunately for them both sometimes it really isn’t size that matters but how you use it and Yata does not know how to use it. Plus Fushimi’s all skinny and malnourished anyway so his body isn’t really prepared for Yata’s mighty dick and the first time Yata tries to put it in imagine Fushimi keeps snapping at him because that hurts you idiot. Yata’s like what you can’t handle it and Fushimi snorts that if Yata knew how to work it then this wouldn’t be a problem, it looks like a virgin is still a virgin after all. The one time Yata actually does manage to get it in he notices that Fushimi has tears in his eyes and immediately pulls out all concerned, Fushimi huffs at him and refuses to admit that he was crying. Yata is really annoyed to discover that actually being big isn’t as great as all the Homra guys pretended it was, like what if his dick breaks Saruhiko in half this sucks (they do eventually figure it out but I imagine it takes a lot of lubrication and slow going and Fushimi is still sore for days afterward and muttering about how this is all Yata’s fault so take some responsibility).

Holding a matcha latte while on his way to buy some Dubai chocolates with his horde of Yabubus.

Fushimi immediately starts laughing because how ridiculous does Yata look, Yata’s all shut up it’s not funny. His speech is all garbled because it’s hard to get all that tongue in his mouth and Fushimi idly says he had heard there was a Strain running around with some kind of tongue power. Yata grumbles that it’s really a pain, he bought a cola on the way home and it was super hard to drink because his tongue just kept wrapping around the bottle. Fushimi gets a long suffering look as he says this kind of power is really wasted on a virgin like Yata and Yata’s all you know we talked about not calling me a virgin anymore since we’ve already — wait what does me being a virgin have to do with my tongue. Fushimi just shrugs and says Misaki never does know what to do with his tongue and Yata’s like that’s not what you said last night. Fushimi smirks as he’s like well if you know how to use it then show me virgin. It takes Yata a minute to realize what Fushimi’s insinuating and he gets all red, Fushimi laughs like see just as I thought. Yata opens his mouth and even though they’re not super close together imagine his tongue unfurling to like lick right around Fushimi’s ear, right where he knows Saruhiko is sensitive, and Yata’s like all right I guess this might be good for something after all.

Imagine at first the whole ‘Misaki is going on a date’ thing actually did start as lightly teasing but the more Yata’s parents see how focused he is on making this the best time ever for Fushimi the more they realize their son has a total crush. Even the Yata siblings feel it, imagine Yata’s allowed to take this old picnic basket out of the closet and Minoru walks by as Yata’s grabbing it and asks if that’s for ‘big brother’s date with Saru.’ Yata yells at him that this isn’t a date and Minoru just shrugs like mama said it was a date. Yata rolls his eyes at his mom, all annoyed because come on mom this is not a date, Yata’s mom gives this secretive smile as she’s like of course honey and offers to help him make a nice picnic lunch to share with Fushimi. Yata can’t believe his family is being this embarrassing, he’s just hanging out with Saruhiko and okay maybe he’s a little excited — well, a lot excited, because he’s gonna get to spend all day with Saruhiko, just the two of them — but it is not a date. On the day of both Yata’s mom and stepdad are there to see him off, Yata’s mom is even feeling a little misty because her baby is going on his first date and she has to take pictures. Yata continues to state that it isn’t a date and they’re embarrassing him. (Then post-ROK he and Fushimi are visiting Yata’s parents and they find the picture in a photo album, titled ‘Misaki’s first date with Saruhiko.’ Yata groans and  Fushimi looks at him all calmly like ‘that was our first date?’, Yata sighs and is like okay I guess it was.)

Then one morning he wakes up with a hangover and a cat on his chest and Fushimi blinks all groggily, trying to remember what happened last night and why does his cat look pinker than normal. Fushimi remembers he was off duty the night before — because he still has some lipstick on, and he only wears that on days off — and he remembers going to a bar in a bad mood and having a few drinks. The cat keeps insistently nuzzling him and Fushimi has no idea why this thing is even more affectionate than usual and also what’s up with all those weird pink marks. Imagine him at first thinking the cat might have been injured and he’s trying to convince himself that he’s not concerned as he carefully starts checking the cat’s fur. He comes upon one suspiciously lip-shaped mark and suddenly he remembers it, drunkenly stumbling home and cooing over what a cutey baby precious sweetie his cat is. Fushimi’s face gets all red and he could swear the cat is looking at him smugly as Fushimi grumbles don’t look at me like that, it’s bath time for you.