If you get rid of all laws, you technically get rid of all crime.

you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it

What is a thesaurus’ favorite dessert? Synonym buns.

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

Your social justice should be founded on love for others, not on a desire to be the most visibly enlightened.