Val's Lair

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

Danny doesn't help little kids with math. What a terrible person.

I needed these to be my nails yesterday.

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

Bested by paper and stairs

this sort of thing should not happen to me I got hurt in the lamest way possible I can’t even say it’s a battle wound

I already spread a rumor that you fell a hundred feet during a ghost fight and I had to save you from the ghost that you were fighting 8)

One time I said they weren’t my favorite and she was concerned that I was overshadowed or something

You know who doesn't love chocolate covered strawberries? Ghosts. 

((psst, other IC blogs or roleplay blogs, if your muse is a character we already have, do not send asks to these blogs in character. I’m not being mean. We get Danny blogs all the time asking ic questions. We do not know what to do with them. We have a Danny. It’s confusing. The ask will more than likely be deleted which we don’t like doing. Sorry if this hurts anyone’s feelings.))

Boy, you better not have a date

FUCK THERE’S A FUCKING GIANT-ASS CENTIPEDE IN MY ROOM

THAT’S TERRIFYING OMFG

HELP ME OUT YOU HAVE GHOST POWERS

I’M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING WITH A TEN FOOT POLE

ACTUALLY THAT’S A GOOD IDEA DO YOU HAVE A POLE

WHAT IF IT CLIMBS UP THE POLE TOWARDS US THOUGH

FUCK YOU’RE RIGHT WHAT DO WE DO

I’m gonna take this paper towel, I’m gonna pick it up, and I’m gonna put it outside

bless your heart ily

Apparently not many girls identify with the problem “I went to kiss the bae and his head disappeared.”

Mine is usually "I went to kiss the bae and his mouth was stuffed with meat products"