[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]
āThese are my red flags for women:
If she stabs me more than twice.
If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.
If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, itās not the height! Itās not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ācause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally theyāre not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeownerās association application, but- but theyāll ask. Theyāll look it up.
If she doesnāt exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] Iām not doing that again.ā
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