"Disgusting." -Sasori

so i've started to read the replace plus novel (thank you, @japeneselunchtimerush ) it just hit me how people say that sei is "intimidating" and generally minimize him to being scary and quite the "bad guy" of it but this is further proof that those types of perceptions are just completely wrong.

sei purposefully getting off at the wrong stop to carry an old lady's bag + nijimura confirming that he has a heart of gold. he really is the most reliable of the bunch. i wonder if he got in trouble for arriving home later.

sei literally saving a baby from getting ran over. and then minimizing it by saying that anyone could have done it. can you start valuing yourself, for the love of god???

++bonus !!

Akashi: Many, many things...

Kise : Oh this remind me of the time when we got involved with jewelry store thieves during a festival. Momoi accidentally took possession of their loot.

Kaijo : Excuse me, what ??

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Murasakibara : I love this flavor of maiubo, Mido-chin once stopped a robber on a scooter by throwing the exact same box at him.

Yosen : A driving scooter ?? From afar ?? Ha ha you must be joking, this level of accuracy and strength isn't possible-

Murasakibara : Yeah he ruined my maiubo...

Yosen : THAT'S NOT THE ISSUES HERE WTF

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Kuroko : A couple contest ? This brings back memory, we once participate in a couple contest with my friends from Teiko.

Seirin : You mean the miracles ? As couples ?

Kuroko : Yes, i was paired with Akashi-kun as the wolf and red ridding hood

Seirin : Haha, Akashi as the wolf i can imagine that.

Kuroko : No i was the wolf. Half of them had to cross-dress.

Seirin : Wait seriously, do you have pictures ?? Hey don't disappear finish the story first !!

Kuroko will not finish the story, he will keep the mystery going for as long as he can.

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Aomine : Don't be crybaby you can play with a sprained wrist, Haizaki did it all the time after Nijimura beat the shit out of him.

Too : Come again ??

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Momoi : Akashi has been spotted saving a baby's life by catching them with lightning fast reflexes before his stroller collide with a truck once.

Too : I refuse to believe that

Momoi : Are you saying MY informations and data gathering are incorrect ? :)

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Akashi and Midorima probably have the craziest stories and they'll be unnecessarily vague about it.

Murasakibara casually dropping Teiko lore to his teammates happens a lot in this Drama audio (He mostly talked about Akashi, because of course he would) and this is honestly once of the funniest one.

Now we need a spin off where Akashi cooks with Riko and Momoi and the whole time it's just an internal battle inside his head between trying to be gentleman and not make them feel bad about themselves and trying to stop them from liting a fire in the kitchen and poison their friends.

But also he wouldn't trust Bokushi not to be rude to them because Bokushi has zero fucks to give, if you annoy him he will let you know. But Oreshi is a people pleaser and the idea of people thinking he is mean keeps him awake at night.

There's a psp storyline where momoi is going to make food for kuroko and kagami and akashi walks in and says he will help her. By help her he means cook next to her without saying a word it's so funny.

He even wears a cute lil apron(when I find the picture I will put it here)

At the end when kuroko and kagami try the food(as expected akashi's tasted great and momois was straight from hell) they confront him about it and he just says that if he had intervened it would not have been momoi's cooking.

I think akashi is shockingly strong

Just imagine nebuya not being able to open a jar, than akashi opens it no problem

Cuz I think about his confrontation with Haizaki when Akashi ordered him to quit the basketball team, and Haizaki grabbed him and pretty much lifted him off the ground by his collar. Akashi was heavily unfazed and somehow still in control of the conversation despite everything.

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM😭😭😭😭😭😭

no cuz Sei was so like worried about what would happen if he switched knowing their history and I FUCKING LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T EVEN REALLY CONSIDER BOKUSHI AS A DIFFERENT PERSON

cuz like especially that's what actually happens with DID. they changed the name from multiple personality disorder to disassociate identity disorder because multiple personality implies that there are more than one person inside a body, but in reality the personalities are actually fragments of a whole person.

also when Kuroko said "Akashi-kun is Akashi-kun" AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN SEI HEARS THAT I'M GOING TO CRYYYYYY

and like in this sense, it doesn't seem like they ever truly considered bokusei their enemy, nor they're upset with him for what happened

So basically the scene starts off with akashi entering the library and seeing midorima looking at a shogi board. Akashi asks him why and he says "I was feeling nostalgic"(THATS SO CUTE HE MISSED PLAYING SHOGI WITH AKASHI)

Then akashi(looking just as nostalgic) said that midorima often kept him company in middle school. He then asks midorima whether he wants to play shogi with him(AKASHI MISSED HIM TOO MIDOAKA FRIENDSHIP STILL GOING STRONG)

So while they were playing shogi nigou barges into the room and akashi and nigou had such a cute interaction it was so adorable.

Akashi: "Nice to meet you, Number 2."

Nigou: "Woof!"

Akashi: "...You can answer properly? What a good dog."

Akashi: "Come on."(he lifts nigou onto his lap)

Nigou: "woof!"

Akashi: "You don't seem to mind sitting on my lap... there you go."

Nigou: "Woof!"

Akashi: "You're pretty used to people."

Then izuki comes looking for nigou and akashi says "look nigou, someone's come to pick you up."

hes found a way where he can allow himself to be extra sadistic without being terrible for it

Look at how smug he looks when he defeats that other guy. I love him sm

'To think this is the ability of the president...' Akashi has no chill sometimes

Also can we talk about how akashi won the chess match with his eyes closed?! Boy was so bored because he couldn't get a challenge that he decided to shut his eyes and he still one.

AAAAAAAAAAAA