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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

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made to last

sludgebitch

in order to celebrate diversity the new nato phonetic alphabet is advocacy belonging chosen-family defiance empowerment freedom glamour herstory identity joy kin liberation majesty nonconformity opulence persistence queer reclamation solidarity transgender unapologetic visibility werk xtra yaaas and zaddy

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

pjackk

Real Name: Prototype jack

Street Name: P.jack

Birthplace: I was built in russiaa

Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness

Age: 7 years old

Blood Type: Gasoline

Height: 235 cm

Weight: 185 kg

Hair Color: Going bald

Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy

Occupation: Robot prototype

Marital Status: Single

Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog

Dislikes: Hate across the world

Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions

Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers

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The Power of Music brings an erotic Sense of Joy to your Life

HOMESTUCK EPILOGUES PICK UP LINES TO TRY ON SPECIAL LADIES OF GOUR LIFE

YOU: Hello Roxy, I know your power is void, but can you make my penis disappear?

YOU: Hello John, I know you are divorced, but can I have sex with you?

YOU: You remind me of Dirk the way you write upon the narrative that is my heart.

YOU: I want to engage in trickster mode with you, touching your body.

YOU: I'm going to be nasty, like a skunk ape, one of the most misterious cryptids in the USA.

YOU: Does this Meat make my butt look big?

YOU: I am dedicated to the cause of text analysis.

YOU: Can I touch you sexually, but in a way that Rose would find appealing?

YOU: Come with me, and we can unveil Meenahs secrets together.

YOU: You smell, but not as bad as the skunk ape, a dangerous creature who we lack heavy information of

#the homestuck epilogues

radiation

(mumbling to myself) I’m Epic like Games. I’m Epic like Games. I am Epic like Games

markovchaingang

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

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shaunofthedead-deactivated20231

this insane graphic on the back of a saw dvd

galaxywarp

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

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xefyre

oh fuck yum

wolg-fang

Every post in 2014 was like this

Rosecest Fan Comic

#homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #hsbc #rose lalonde #rosebot #candy Rose #rosecest

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