god, i hope you're ready for a show about death!

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

i feel like courage the cowardly dog

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic