Introduction
*set in a cool ass jungle place, camera be zoomin and flomming. Then a big pile of leaves gets MOVED!* Heh. Hey chuds. I'm "TheRealPizzaBoy," and I'm out here in the wild to look for me some HOT FURRY LADIEESSS!!! (otherwise, known as "fuzz" as I like to call them...) Buuttt I guess that can wait as I gotta introduce myself. So follow me... *takes you to my sick ass big ass manison with all of my COOL friends there* This is my shit, this is my HOME! *shouts out loud to the world to hear, even those aliens heard that shit* Alien 1: Yo, yo heard that shit? Alien 2: Ah, hell nah, let's just smoke our alien weed. And ha... My home? Is. My. Home. I got an Ice cream machine. I got VIDEO GAMES. And most of all... I got friends. I love Outlast Trials... And I LOOOVEEE to write slop... It makes me... Real... Pizza Boy... If you ever wanna read my SHIT LORE..(#thatwouldbeawesomeasfuckforyoutoaskmethatlowkey) Then uhhh... Post something about wanting to see my slop, would appreciate that yo... But yeah, that's all I got, so I'll see y'all Chuds and Chudlets later!!! *hops into a pool with a HUGE furry harem surrounding it and then soon starts surrounding me* Hahaha! Yup! This is a regular day for a Dave Guy! (And a White Guy for the matter!) *winks to the camera*
