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My name is Mr. Mort and I’m here to say

I’ll be going into work on Memorial Day

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SLIMEFOOT

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE SLIMEFOOT

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the mexican mole lizard is so good

heres a profile shot

and heres its lil mole hands

THE MEXICAN MOLE LIZARD !

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MEXICAN MOLE LIZARD!!!!

Call me Mr. Mort, Mr. Mr. Mort was my father.

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L. Prang & Co. - Trade card - c. 1876-1890 - via NYPL

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photos by vladim trunov

My stepson Thade used to think it was funny to feed me fish flakes while I slept but he isn’t my stepson anymore so jokes on him

#divorce #ready to mingle

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reblog to help him commit more crimes

ignore if you want to see him imprisoned

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so what do you guys think about Politics?

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I don’t pay taxes, only to my ex wife. Ha ha.

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finished hxh last week so here’s some tattooed killua

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If you want to be sad, no one in the world can make you happy. But if you make up your mind to be happy, no one and nothing on earth can take that happiness from you.

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Shut the fuck

I am suffering from acute priapism

#acute priapism

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Never Caffienate A Tapir

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ginger ale is caffeine free and bursting with flavor!

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Burst my bubble baby, lift the veil from mine eyes BABY

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