people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

what people don't tell you about maximalism is the Dust

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

I need to know more about this

I still think about when Owl City sang "and I'll kiss you between the ears". What the fuck does that mean. I can't get over it

i wondered this for like a year before I realized the line immediately preceding it was "we'll take a long walk through the cornfield" and it clicked and I haven't been the same since

His puns are simply of a calibur too high for the commonfolk to comprehend

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago