Cardmaster

Oil-soaked

me when when me the what when why where when the me we be:..

I hope I become the Tumblr Sexything!

Sometimes i sit and stare at a wall for forty eight hours until suddenly New Thing™ happens and i say “wow” before staring at the wall again and i sit like this in my house until funny thing happens and then I go outside and Torment some innocent yet foolish mortals before showing them incomprehensible horrors and then i go back to my house and sit and stare at a wall for forty nine hours until suddenly New Thing™ happens again and you saw “wow”

Oh great Cardmaster please don’t gift to me all the agonies that can exist and many that cannot

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someone keeps sending broadcasts out into The Beyond in hopes of the signals reaching anyone, little does this someone know, I keep intercepting the broadcasts and turning them into marketable assets to capitalize.