*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

January was a tough year but we made it

turns out the way you choose to live out each day dictates what your life will look like overall. no i know it's terrible

worst self care task is 100% brushing teeth why is every other bone self cleaning i hate you