The Read Fox

I can’t believe we’ve finally made it to December, thirty years after 2020 started

I'm not friends with you because you serve a purpose to me, I'm friends with you because I just like you. That is to say, there is no one who can do what you do for me because what you do for me is just be you

my unread books will never forgive me for this quarantine if I decide to still not read them

Every fucking week when it’s time to go grocery shopping my wife and I are like “what should we cook this week” and immediately forget every food we have ever enjoyed.

I feel so attacked right now

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

goodreads should have a second ‘currently reading’ shelf that’s called ‘I’ve technically started it but I haven’t touched it since last year but I can’t put it on want-to-read bc I’ve already read five chapters’ 

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

You know those movies and shows where the little nerd girl has to change absolutely every aspect that makes her, her, starting by her appearance, so she can get the really hot boy, while when it’s the other way around the girl just settles with the nerd boy? Propaganda.