Hey Upper East Siders. Want to play a gameโฆ? One condition, this time you HAVE to play by the rules. Or itโs game overโฆ
- XoXo, Gossip Girl ๐ ๐
And who am i? Thatโs one secret iโll never tell, You know you love me - XoXo, Gossip Girl ๐ ๐
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Itโs that time of year again. When the sleigh bells are jingling and people add more items to their never ending wish list.What if i told youโฆitโs more than just a wish list.Ever wanted something so bad that you would do ANYTHING to get it? Well luckily, iโm not talking about signing a contract in blood. You donโt even have to lift a finger, nor shed any bloodโฆor tears. You can have everything youโve ever wished for.You just have to play a little game. Will you accept this danceโฆ? If the answer is yesโฆkeep on reading.
Now that weโre nice and ready. We can get started on this super quick and fun journey. If i didnโt say this earlier, GOSSIP GIRL HERE!! and i have the BIGGEST news ever! YOU will have entered/woke up in the void state within a week and manifested your dream life! Maybe youโll do it in less than a week, and have a holly jolly Christmas XoXo. Just depends on how determined you are.
You know what happens if you arenโtโฆright? There are two outcomes. Letโs go over them shall we..?
โWill you have this dance..?โ โNoโ
SPOTTED: Lonely Boy. Canโt believe they didnโt want their dream life, only in exchange for a little persistence. How tragicโฆโฆAnd EVERYONE is talking. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. If only they knew how easy life wasโฆ
โWill have you this danceโฆ?โ โYesโ
SPOTTED: SPOTTED, On the steps of the Met: B. Looking perfect, as usual. Feeling perfect, as usual. Having everything theyโve ever wanted. So much for such little โworkโ. Did they really think they could just waltz over here and not manifest their dream life? So effortless, itโs almost funny.
SoโฆโฆWhich do you choose?
Option B?! Good choice. Looks like Little J will have everything they want and a ticket to the inner circle. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is SO much better?
Luckily, your journey will be very short, and VERY sweet.
Serena Van Der Woodsen, your invitations just arrived. With strings attached. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Gossip Girl hereโฆenough with the stalling. Now for the main event.
You will spend the next 7 days, accepting that you are a void master.
Well well well. Look what we have here. An overcomplicator on our hands, caught red handed. (Just kidding, XoXo)
Itโs a state of pure consciousness. When you are detached from your physical senses completely. You canโt hear, see, smell or feel anything. Must be heaven if your name is Dan Humphrey.
Did you know, that you enter the void state everytime you fall asleep? Shocked? Well donโt be. Itโs nothing special. Things always work out for you after all, should be used to it by now. Doesnโt it feel weird to finally have Gossip Girl on YOUR side? Canโt wait to pry into your success soonโฆโฆand write ALLLLLL about it. You better not disappoint me, you know what happens next. Donโt wanna end up like lonely boyโฆโฆdo you?
โBut i donโt believe in the Void State.โ
- Said no sane person ever. Unless your Queen B with a broken heart.
Here you go! ๐๐๐
Does little J want a virtual slap of common sense? Donโt tempt me. A few clicked pics of your journey home could turn into a journey to hell. You know you love me. XoXo.
How do I enter the void state?
(Here you go ๐๐๐)
Looks like entering the void state really IS sugar and spice and EVERYTHING nice after all.
Hear those silver bells? Itโs a void master INCOMING!!!
Applying states for the void state:
(Here you go! ๐๐๐๐)
And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest boxโฆโฆโฆnot so difficult after all.
Then there are those boxes you are SO glad you opened.
โChallengesโ to apply:
EVERYONE knows that thereโs no such thing as a โchallengeโ.
โTake one It Girl on a pedestal. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. And give them the means to knock her down. So sad how they know theyโll only be the ones who end up fallingโ - XoXo Gossip Girl
Is Queen B Feeling frustrated? : (Lotusmiโs void challenge)
Always finding your hands in your hair and your fist in the wall? Well this oneโs for you! (๐ ๐ ๐)
Love complaining? Of course you do! Talk about a Blair Bitch Project.
And for the building to really blow up, all you need is an unexpected turn. Who knew changing attitudes were so helpful?Especially for the Stubborn Blair Waldorf.
Desperately Seeking Serena: (3 day void challenge)
Is Queen S feeling like she needs a whole mind reprogramming in a gorgeously short amount of time? Well itโs time to turn that mental frown, upside down! (Here you go!!! ๐โฅ๏ธ๐โฅ๏ธ)
Ah, whatโs that magic word again? Oh, Consistency! Whoops! Donโt tell me you forgot too?
And anyone whoโs used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them.
Feeling like a Dare Devil?: (Void Princess challenge)
Confidence is built, and NEWS FLASH!!! You donโt need confidence to build it. No expense is spared.
(Post is here ๐๐๐)
Thereโs nothing Gossip Girl loves more than a littleโฆโฆpush. Not off of a building of courseโฆโฆโฆofcourse.
Of course Gossip Girl here isnโt going to link every single void challenge here. Wouldnโt you like to come up with your own? Use your favourite one to your hearts content.
As we all know, thereโs nothing Gossip Girl loves more than a surprise.
Is that a smile we see on Bโs lips? The spotlightโs on her for once and no one helped her get it. I guess โmiraclesโ can happen.
Distraction Method (made by the one and only, Gossip Girl)
Another stray thought lands in Bโs lap. Will she use it as ammunition or will she surrender and put down her arms?
Here you go! ๐โฅ๏ธ๐โฅ๏ธ
What happens if Queen B doesnโt want to persist?
No, thatโs not a tear in my eye. Itโs just allergies. Without you, Iโm nothing. โGossip Girl
Who doesnโt love a five-finger discount. Especially if itโs the middle one.
Look who doesnโt want to end up on my blog. Who will I gossip about now?
Who cares if iโm pretty if i fail my finals?
Everyone knows that Blair Waldorf is SO much better than Rory Gilmore. Luckily for Blair, the word โfailingโ is unheard of. Too bad for Rory, itโs all she thinks about.
Hey Upper East Siders. We hear that World War III just broke out. And itโs wearing kneesocks. Choose your side or run and hide. We have a feeling this oneโs to the death.
Why should I listen to Gossip Girl?
Because โI was a teenage drug addictโ is not exactly a winning college essay.
Now have a holly jolly Christmas with your every desire. You can thank me later.
Every happy ending is just a new beginning. Because on the Upper East Side, the good times ALWAYS last forever. You know you love me, XOXO โGossip Girl ๐ ๐