Hey Upper East Siders. Want to play a gameβ¦? One condition, this time you HAVE to play by the rules. Or itβs game overβ¦
- XoXo, Gossip Girl π π
And who am i? Thatβs one secret iβll never tell, You know you love me - XoXo, Gossip Girl π π
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Itβs that time of year again. When the sleigh bells are jingling and people add more items to their never ending wish list.What if i told youβ¦itβs more than just a wish list.Ever wanted something so bad that you would do ANYTHING to get it? Well luckily, iβm not talking about signing a contract in blood. You donβt even have to lift a finger, nor shed any bloodβ¦or tears. You can have everything youβve ever wished for.You just have to play a little game. Will you accept this danceβ¦? If the answer is yesβ¦keep on reading.
Now that weβre nice and ready. We can get started on this super quick and fun journey. If i didnβt say this earlier, GOSSIP GIRL HERE!! and i have the BIGGEST news ever! YOU will have entered/woke up in the void state within a week and manifested your dream life! Maybe youβll do it in less than a week, and have a holly jolly Christmas XoXo. Just depends on how determined you are.
You know what happens if you arenβtβ¦right? There are two outcomes. Letβs go over them shall we..?
βWill you have this dance..?β βNoβ
SPOTTED: Lonely Boy. Canβt believe they didnβt want their dream life, only in exchange for a little persistence. How tragicβ¦β¦And EVERYONE is talking. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. If only they knew how easy life wasβ¦
βWill have you this danceβ¦?β βYesβ
SPOTTED: SPOTTED, On the steps of the Met: B. Looking perfect, as usual. Feeling perfect, as usual. Having everything theyβve ever wanted. So much for such little βworkβ. Did they really think they could just waltz over here and not manifest their dream life? So effortless, itβs almost funny.
Soβ¦β¦Which do you choose?
Option B?! Good choice. Looks like Little J will have everything they want and a ticket to the inner circle. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is SO much better?
Luckily, your journey will be very short, and VERY sweet.
Serena Van Der Woodsen, your invitations just arrived. With strings attached. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Gossip Girl hereβ¦enough with the stalling. Now for the main event.
You will spend the next 7 days, accepting that you are a void master.
Well well well. Look what we have here. An overcomplicator on our hands, caught red handed. (Just kidding, XoXo)
Itβs a state of pure consciousness. When you are detached from your physical senses completely. You canβt hear, see, smell or feel anything. Must be heaven if your name is Dan Humphrey.
Did you know, that you enter the void state everytime you fall asleep? Shocked? Well donβt be. Itβs nothing special. Things always work out for you after all, should be used to it by now. Doesnβt it feel weird to finally have Gossip Girl on YOUR side? Canβt wait to pry into your success soonβ¦β¦and write ALLLLLL about it. You better not disappoint me, you know what happens next. Donβt wanna end up like lonely boyβ¦β¦do you?
βBut i donβt believe in the Void State.β
- Said no sane person ever. Unless your Queen B with a broken heart.
Here you go! πππ
Does little J want a virtual slap of common sense? Donβt tempt me. A few clicked pics of your journey home could turn into a journey to hell. You know you love me. XoXo.
How do I enter the void state?
(Here you go πππ)
Looks like entering the void state really IS sugar and spice and EVERYTHING nice after all.
Hear those silver bells? Itβs a void master INCOMING!!!
Applying states for the void state:
(Here you go! ππππ)
And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest boxβ¦β¦β¦not so difficult after all.
Then there are those boxes you are SO glad you opened.
βChallengesβ to apply:
EVERYONE knows that thereβs no such thing as a βchallengeβ.
βTake one It Girl on a pedestal. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. And give them the means to knock her down. So sad how they know theyβll only be the ones who end up fallingβ - XoXo Gossip Girl
Is Queen B Feeling frustrated? : (Lotusmiβs void challenge)
Always finding your hands in your hair and your fist in the wall? Well this oneβs for you! (π π π)
Love complaining? Of course you do! Talk about a Blair Bitch Project.
And for the building to really blow up, all you need is an unexpected turn. Who knew changing attitudes were so helpful?Especially for the Stubborn Blair Waldorf.
Desperately Seeking Serena: (3 day void challenge)
Is Queen S feeling like she needs a whole mind reprogramming in a gorgeously short amount of time? Well itβs time to turn that mental frown, upside down! (Here you go!!! πβ₯οΈπβ₯οΈ)
Ah, whatβs that magic word again? Oh, Consistency! Whoops! Donβt tell me you forgot too?
And anyone whoβs used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them.
Feeling like a Dare Devil?: (Void Princess challenge)
Confidence is built, and NEWS FLASH!!! You donβt need confidence to build it. No expense is spared.
(Post is here πππ)
Thereβs nothing Gossip Girl loves more than a littleβ¦β¦push. Not off of a building of courseβ¦β¦β¦ofcourse.
Of course Gossip Girl here isnβt going to link every single void challenge here. Wouldnβt you like to come up with your own? Use your favourite one to your hearts content.
As we all know, thereβs nothing Gossip Girl loves more than a surprise.
Is that a smile we see on Bβs lips? The spotlightβs on her for once and no one helped her get it. I guess βmiraclesβ can happen.
Distraction Method (made by the one and only, Gossip Girl)
Another stray thought lands in Bβs lap. Will she use it as ammunition or will she surrender and put down her arms?
Here you go! πβ₯οΈπβ₯οΈ
What happens if Queen B doesnβt want to persist?
No, thatβs not a tear in my eye. Itβs just allergies. Without you, Iβm nothing. βGossip Girl
Who doesnβt love a five-finger discount. Especially if itβs the middle one.
Look who doesnβt want to end up on my blog. Who will I gossip about now?
Who cares if iβm pretty if i fail my finals?
Everyone knows that Blair Waldorf is SO much better than Rory Gilmore. Luckily for Blair, the word βfailingβ is unheard of. Too bad for Rory, itβs all she thinks about.
Hey Upper East Siders. We hear that World War III just broke out. And itβs wearing kneesocks. Choose your side or run and hide. We have a feeling this oneβs to the death.
Why should I listen to Gossip Girl?
Because βI was a teenage drug addictβ is not exactly a winning college essay.
Now have a holly jolly Christmas with your every desire. You can thank me later.
Every happy ending is just a new beginning. Because on the Upper East Side, the good times ALWAYS last forever. You know you love me, XOXO βGossip Girl π π