A True Alpha

❝ Could you please keep it down? Otherwise I’ll have a headache      and have four legs. ❞

Derek "little kid at heart" Hale

[ there's a slight smile hiding behind her hands, waiting til he seemed to have braced himself for the lecture before she started to laugh ] "Do you want me to make you some doughnuts to make up for it?"

                 ”He’s adorable. Love him more than I can bare,” He murmured simply, nuzzling the  bubbling babe, who gripped at his long curls and kicked his tiny feet. He cooed softly to his nephew, keeping him close to his heart. “It’s fine, y’know, I didn’t stop lovin’ you when you were leavin’ fart bombs all over the place.”

"Yeah he is... that boy's gonna break some hearts." She briefly made her way to the fridge to grab one of Derek's bottles to warm up before rolling her eyes upon her return.  "I was eleven when you were born, Lo. That excuse doesn't work any more."

  "It wasn’t my fault. I mean    It kind of was, but I didn’t mean to. It just sort of happened and now the principle wants to talk to you about putting me in special classes…The ones for bad kids… Are you mad?”

"No Cora, I'm not mad. You're growing, you should've seen how much trouble your Uncle Peter got into when he was your age. Come on, sit down and tell me what happened." 

[ SMS ; Móðir ] It would have been easier to accept. It's the truth, anyway. No point trying to sugarcoat it.

  "What if I don’t wanna go to college? What if I become one of those needy kids that still live in the basement at thirty? On the plus side, I’d still be able to get my own soccer     … Actually I just remembered. I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Oh no, I don't think so missy. We already have Uncle Peter for that, and he's 36. Plausible deniability won't work forever, young lady. You'll have to learn to keep your poker face."

An attempted late birthday present for justbarelyhuman.