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Why did people stop wearing lockets with their love’s photograph inside? I’d love to bring that back.

yeah everyone's always like :0 your cat comes when she's called??? she knows her name??? And like? Yeah? Because I also come when she calls me or at least will say "Yeah?" from across the house so she knows where I am, and she extends the same curtesy by coming when I call her, or at least meowing loudly so I know where she is. It's called mutual respect.

He looks like a roald dahl cover art character

“religion is fake” people say as they continue to support capitalism

[ID: a banner with a circular picture of someone doing pottery on both sides. In the middle black caps lock text reads: Goyim do not clown /End ID]

practically everything in this world is a construct, money is a construct marriage is a construct the months on the calendar are a construct. and if you're calling religion in particular a construct as a means to devalue it then i think you need to examine why you believe it needs to be devalued.

the joker would sing happy by pharrell williams like “it might seem normal what i am bout to say”