my crazy mind and what it comes up with

or a seduce me “demon-named-damien” lover

Hades: what is this ?

Persephone: affection

Hades: disgusting

Hades:

It is with pleasure I give you, Cullen’s Butt.

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

Happy Caturday!

Strawberry cheesecake: loves romance and love letters, will cry if you give them flowers, super friendly, likes taking photos of the sky, beautiful eyes

Chocolate chip cookie dough: daydreams about meeting their favorite singers, loves soft & cute things, quiet but likes people, good at studying, fear of heights

Vanilla Fudge: likes fashion, plays an instrument, easily attached to people, may act distant, dislikes maths, wants 20 cats, dreams about their crush

Cookies n cream: loves plants and meeting new people, wears converse, can be moody, apologizes too much, wants to travel the world, feels trapped by doubt

Tiramisu: likes baking cookies for their friends, secretly wishes they were famous, has posters on their wall, doesn’t take their own advice, dwells on the past

me:

“Mom, dad. This is my… boyfriend.”

“Wait… isn’t he one of your servants?” Her mother questioned.

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James: James took some notes from Erik on how to be charming an alluring. He would sway your mother with his charms and good looks and win your father over with his intelligence. Along with a bit of incubi magic to help him out. By the end of the day, your parents are just as in love with him as you are.

Erik: Being a natural flirt, your mother easily swoons over Erik. Your father on the other hand, has his doubts. He pulls you to the side to “warn” you about him and how he’ll break your heart, but you assure him that he won’t. Your father never understood you.

Sam: Sam may be a brute, but he still has manners. He’s also “nervous as fuck” in his words. Your mother thinks he’s cute and your father admires his athletic skills. Sam thinks your father is kind of an asshole. Now he understands why you moved into the mansion so fast.

Matthew: Matthew is a sweet boy. As your mother says. Your father thinks he’ll make you very happy. “He’s not very… manly… is he?” Your mom whispers to you. You take that into offense.