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Will I get in trouble at work if I start using these as my desktop background, y/n

Love

you know how sometimes cool rich people will be like ‘show me your grades and i’ll pay off your student loans!’ or ‘i’ll buy this fan of my music a pizza!’ like if i was really rich i’d just buy swords for girls. like a sugar daddy but only for swords. a girl shows me a picture of herself in a cute outfit or out with her girlfriend or something? boom. sword. mailed right to her. immediately. that’s the kind of rich i want to be. 

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

The end of this show was so fuckin disturbing they basically sit and wait for the asteroid to hit them and DIE

It be like that sometimes

adhd is: hiding things from yourself by just putting them away “ haha i wont find this for months then ill be so happy to have it”

when a character you hate dies

I’m bubbie

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Gay bones.