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@theprofanests2
I can hear it...it's hurting...
H-hello you odd beings. T-the Ironclad showed me how to make this..."blog". I h-hope we can be f-friends. (OOC under cut!)
I'm so fucking mad. I got signed out of MY OWN FUCKING ACCOUNT. And it didn't recognize my EMAIL AS THE ONE LINKED TO THE ACCOUNT SO I COULDNT PICK FORGOT MY PASSWORD.
So yeah, new account.
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Do you read much? Are there any interesting books in the spire worth reading?
"Not m-much. Not a l-lot in the S-Spire that's GOOD reading."
most painful slay the spire experience: ice cream on first shop
(counter. Tent first shop.)
So, do you just understand any language, or is it any form of comication? Can you speak any language?
"I-I don't r-really understand it myself..."
The Wyrdkit makes a noise similar to someone clearing their throat.
"Allow me."
"It is less-so understanding LANGUAGE as it is understanding MEANING. Whether it be spoken, written, or any other form of communication, while I can understand any language, my Scrollbearer here only understands what the words in any language MEAN."
"For example, lets say someone said the Starrian word for 'fly'. I would understand it perfectly, but Profane here would only understand what the word MEANT, and this does account for context. This also applies to mechanical languages."
>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
@ask-the-servant
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So what's exactly going on between you and the bird cultist?
"It's part of Mazaleth's disgusting brood."
"Their cult and Mazaleth's cult fucking hate each other."
How pet-able is the familiar form of Lord of speech? Does Its highness enjoy a pet?
"..."
"..."
"Don't you da-"
Fifteen minutes later.
"It l-likes belly r-rubs."
*Purring sounds*
I know what you did
"...what?"
As a tradition, I must ask. Your thoughts on the other Slayers?
O-oh! The others? W-well...
Papa is the one I met first. He's so n-nice to me, always making s-sure to protect me...but I can see the threads hanging from him. Something has him under its s-spell.
Miss Silent is also n-nice. She doesn't talk much, but she's good at s-sign language! G-granted I'm n-not the best at seeing that sign language, b-but I can always get the basics.
Mr. Regent is...annoying. He t-talks a lot.
Miss Necrobinder is...okay. She's n-not mean, but she's a bit...one track minded. Too focused on "Revenge". Osty is f-friendly!
Mx. Defect is fun! I only met it recently, but it's really nice! I'm also one of the f-few people who understand it. C-comes with being a S-Scrollbearer.
T-there's also her, but she said not to mention her to the others.
I-I can also do the o-other newer slayers if anyone wants.
(Part 2!)
"Serv is q-quiet. W-we're plotting a little s-something to t-try and get Mr. Nihil out o-of his c-circus sometime."
"Inkwell is...i-intresting. I l-like t-their voice. I-it's s-soothing."
"Maestro needs to keep her fucking nose out of my scroll case."
"Miss Fracture is a b-bit overbearing. I k-know she's t-trying to help, b-but it's a b-bit much."
"Mrs. Ishmael, s-sorry, Sea Queen, is fun! It's n-neat s-seeing a g-ghost."
"D-don't tell the others, but I've seen the v-vampire roaming around the O-Overgrowth. She's actually in Mr. Nihil's circus currently! S-she calls herself "Bloodkin". We h-have nice c-chats."
A silly one: Do you draw on the map with your ink? Also, what colour do you use if not?
ees... a bit too messy if I do dat wit no tool or sometin'. Looks more like someone slapped it wit a rag wit ink on it instead o' any actual lines, heh.. I usally take a twig or sometin' to draw wit. But if da other climbers are okay wit it dat time, dey let me use a knife or sword or just sometin' to draw with. I tell ya it HURTS but it leaves a real clean nice line and makin' a plan wit messy lines ain't a good plan at all!
Use the actual ink like everybody else does for ancient's sake, and stop needlesly hurting youself for something so trivial.
"Y-yeah Ink!"
Sweats in draws Syllables with their own blood.
Ironclad is a bad influence on you, child.
Unless its important for your syllables to work?
"Unfortunately yes. Dark magic is very picky."
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A silly one: Do you draw on the map with your ink? Also, what colour do you use if not?
ees... a bit too messy if I do dat wit no tool or sometin'. Looks more like someone slapped it wit a rag wit ink on it instead o' any actual lines, heh.. I usally take a twig or sometin' to draw wit. But if da other climbers are okay wit it dat time, dey let me use a knife or sword or just sometin' to draw with. I tell ya it HURTS but it leaves a real clean nice line and makin' a plan wit messy lines ain't a good plan at all!
Use the actual ink like everybody else does for ancient's sake, and stop needlesly hurting youself for something so trivial.
"Y-yeah Ink!"
Sweats in draws Syllables with their own blood.
How easily it is for you to fall asleep mid-battle? How do you even do that?
"I-I get r-really t-tired a lot..."
They have undiagnosed narcolepsy.
i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me
"T-that sounds l-like this one r-really old t-tech cult."
"H-Hi Fracture! Welcome to....'tumbler'? I f-forget how they s-spell it."
Profane, how goes it?
They chose to omit the ‘e’, it seems. I find that rather strange.
As the Scrollbearer, how do you feel about the odd decision?
"I-I'm fine w-with it. C-can't s-say the same f-for LS..."
DISTANT SOUNDS OF ROARING
