The Procrastinating Dead

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This is a hand-painted hand-thrown vase by Marian Bull and Hallie Bateman. A collaboration between a ceramicist and an illustrator, its colors and design would fit well in any space that needs a bit of culture. 

Image Description: A vase with an image of a person, eyes closed as if dreaming, and a barking dog, over calming colors. 

Description provided by the artist:

Hand-painted vase thrown by Marian Bull

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This is a late addition, so bidding will remain open until Monday, July 23rd, at 8pm PST. Suggested starting bid is $100, and the artists are willing to ship anywhere with a mailing address.

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This is a Font of Monsters, by Mike Knoll. This creative monster manual shows ten uniquely imagined creatures, all designed using wingding fonts.

Image Description: a bear-like creature with the body of a chicken and the horns of a stag, sitting on a nest of eggs and snarling at the viewer. It is very cool.

Description provided by the artist:

10 creature Monster Manual pdf.  The creatures inside are entirely made up by me and the art was done by Frankensteining various free wingding fonts together. Provided are a few sample of the art.  The Manual itself will feature stats and backstories for these and 7 more creatures.

You can see more samples of Mike’s work under the cut. 

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Suggested starting bid is $10 USD. Item can ship anywhere with an email! Bidding will end on Sunday, 7/22 at 5pm PST.

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This is a beautiful custom-made Voidfish totebag, by AmandaRobot. This is the perfect gift for the Adventure Zone fan in your life, even (especially) if that fan is you! A gorgeous turquoise and gold design ensures that this bag will never be forgotten.

Description provided by the artist:

This lovely lightweight black cotton tote features a very beautiful voidfish in turquoise and gold. The bag has a fairly long strap & can be worn comfortably over the shoulder.

You can find Amanda’s five-star Etsy store as AmandaRobot, where this item is also sold.

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Current highest bid is $12. Item ships anywhere in the world from Germany. Bidding will end Sunday, July 22nd at 1pm PST. 

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For Item #08, you have a chance to commission some hand-made custom paper jewelry from Ali Goldaper! This jewelry is made from the paper item of your choice, and is a perfect opportunity to memorialize something special in your life in a form that you can take with you wherever you go.

Image description: Several samples of work made from cutouts of children’s books such as Frog & Toad and Goodnight Moon. 

Description provided by the artist:

Your choice of jewelry item (earrings, necklace, bracelet etc) made from the paper item of your choice (map, photograph, invitation, menu, brochure, term paper, thesis, etc.)

You can find more of Ali’s work under the cut, and follow her on Facebook at Paper Parakeet.

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Suggested starting bid is $20 USD. Item ships anywhere, but please note that you will need to provide the artist with the paper item (digital copies okay). Bidding will end midnight PST on Sunday, July 22nd.

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This is a Cry Club Enamel Pin, offered by Andrea Bell. This pin is a great way to demonstrate your softer side while 

Image Description: A stylized pin of an eye with a teardrop, attached to a denim jacket.

Description provided by the artist:

Crying helps stabilize your emotions. Show that you’re down to cry where ever whenever with one of these Cry Club enamel pins. One-inch hard enamel pin with black nickel metal to wear on your best jacket, blouse, or shirt.

You can find Andrea’s work on Instagram as Andy Bell, or on StoreEnvy.

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Suggested starting bid is $2 USD, when normally these pins would retail for $10. Item ships within the US. Bidding will end 10pm PST on Sunday, July 22nd.

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This is an Ancient Rose Handwoven Scarf, handmade by Christina Garton. This scarf is as soft as it is beautiful. Wear it in dozens of styles, knowing that you look good and that you do good. 

Image description: A red and black woven scarf, with a textured pattern of roses and other flowers, worn by a model

Description provided by the artist: 

This handwoven scarf is as soft and shimmery as silk, but is made from luxurious—and vegan—Tencel. If you’re not familiar with Tencel it’s a plant based fiber similar to Modal which means wearing this scarf is basically like wearing Meundies around your neck without the weird stares. It’s woven in black and a specially hand-dyed variegated yarn that’s red, orange, pink, and purple. The pattern I used is called Ancient Rose, although when I look at it I see poppies here and there. The weave structure is overshot which is named because the thicker pattern threads “overshoot” the solid, base fabric. This means the fabric is different on the reverse, although still lovely, and is extra sturdy. The scarf is just under 7.5” wide and is 65” long with 5” twisted fringe on either end, giving you a full 75” of styling potential.   I’d recommend handwashing for the first few washes, or using a Shout color catcher with it if you put it in the washer. (I’ll include a couple color catchers with the scarf.) I’ll include washing instructions with the scarf as well.

More images included below the cut. 

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Suggested starting bid is $50 USD; this scarf would normally go for $90 if you bought it retail. Item ships within the United States. Bidding will end at noon PST on Sunday, July 23rd. 

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This is a naturalist Pokemon or D&D creature drawing, offered by Rich Longmore Illustration. These are some amazingly detailed drawings that depict your favorite characters as if they appeared in a cryptozoological nature book. 

Image Description: Pictures of the Pokemon Charmander in three evolutionary states, each captioned with cursive text describing the evolution. 

Description provided by the artist:

Any Pokemon or D&D creature in the style of a vintage naturalist: two or three images and text describing the creature

You can find more samples of Rich’s work at Bogelbear.com. 

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These items typically sell for $50. Physical copies ship in the US, but digital copies can be sent anywhere in the world. Bidding will end at midnight, Sunday July 22nd. 

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This is a macrame wall hanging by Cecilia Ashbridge. This delicate and intricate piece will complement a variety of styles and inject a light and airy feel into any room. 

Image Description: A white wall hanging designed from knots and delicate-looking cords hanging off a branch.

Description provided by the artist: 

Approx. 12"x12" macrame wall hanging made from cotton cord and birch tree branch

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Suggested starting bid is $10 USD. Item ships within the US and Canada. Bidding will end at midnight, July 22nd. 

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This is a set of three The Adventure Zone pins memorializing the Tres Horny Boys, offered by Wicked Kitty Stitches. This is the only place where you can get all three pins in one set, as the Magnus pin is sold out. Keep the boys together!

Image Description: Three pins. From left to right: a bottle containing a glittering umbrella, a fish in a bowl crossed with an axe, and a book titled Xtreme Teen Bible. 

Description provided by the artist:

3 Hard Enamel Pins inspired by “The Adventure Zone’s” Tres Horny Boys, Taako, Magnus and Merle. 

TAAKO Inspired by Magic: 1.5 inch (~38mm) tall with a double post back, with purple sparkle umbrella (off course it SPARKLES!),silver nickel metal (outline) with hard enamel fill. 

MAGNUS Inspired Axe with Faithful Steven: 1.5 inch (~38mm) tall with a double post back, silver nickel metal (outline) with hard enamel fill Magnus has been sold out for quite some time. This is from the artist’s personal collection. 

MERLE Inspired by His Holy Symbol: 1.25 inch (~32mm) tall with a single post back, black nickel metal (outline) with hard enamel fill

You can also check out Wicked Kitty Stitches on Etsy or Instagram.

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Suggested starting bid is $40 USD for the whole set. Item ships to US, CA, and UK. Bidding will end at midnight PST on Sunday, July 22nd. 

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This is the original poster for the MBMBAM September 2017 East Coast Tour! This poster was provided by the artist, Kevin Budnik. This is a truly amazing opportunity to own original copies of a tour poster that may no longer be available!

Image Description: Poster drawing of the three McElroy brothers standing in front of a crystal ball displaying tour dates

Original poster drawing for MBMBAM 2017 East Coast tour dates 18"x24" ink on bristol

You can find Kevin Budnik on Twitter as Knitted Sweater.

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Suggested starting bid is $30 USD. Item ships within the US. Bidding will end at 8pm PST on Sunday, July 22nd. 

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This is a set of three hinge-back pins, offered by our friend Cecilia, @theprocrastinatingdead. Take a stand! 

Image Description: Three pins. The top one is an image of a raised fist pushing away barbed wire, the one on the right reads ‘NO ONE IS ILLEGAL’, and the bottom one reads ‘ACCESS WITHOUT FEAR’. 

Description provided by the artist:

(3) 1" hinge-back pins. “No One Is Illegal”, “Access Without Fear” and Migrant Justice symbol designs

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Suggested starting bid is $5 USD. Item ships to the US, UK, or Canada. Bidding will end 11pm PST on Sunday, 7/22

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Once again, we have an ORIGINAL tour poster from Kevin Budnik, this time for the TAZ/MBMBAM 2017 Austin Tour. This is your chance to own the original poster for that Austin tour!!

Image Description: The McElroy brothers fleeing a haunted doll while the TAZ characters relax relax in a meadow.

Original poster drawing for Austin 2017 tour dates 18"x24" ink on bristol

You can find Kevin Budnik on Twitter as Knitted Sweater.

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Suggested starting bid is $30 USD. Item ships to the US and Canada. Bidding will end at 10pm PST on Sunday, July 22nd.

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This is a very special offer for fans of movies, podcasts, and writing in general! The Equelizers Podcast is offering a guest spot on their next episode, or the opportunity to pick a movie. The Equelizers features Madison Jones and Mike Knoll pitching sequels to existing movies. Do you have a sequel to pitch? Get it started with the Equelizers! 

Description provided by the artist:

The Equelizers podcast takes a look at the entirety of solo films that never got a sequel or prequel, either because they don’t need one or because they don’t deserve one, and we give them one. This would be either a guest spot where you could come on and pitch your idea for a sequel or prequel to a solo film of your choice. Or if you don’t fancy getting on a microphone, you can pick the movie for an upcoming episode.(Only condition is it must be a movie that never got a sequel or prequel.  A spin off TV series is not a dealbreaker)

You can find the Equelizers on iTunes, among other podcast directories! 

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Suggested starting bid is $10 USD. Bidding will end Sunday, July 22nd, at 5pm PST.