incorrect-mi-quotes

Paris: What do you mean just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socialising?

[About Paris]: If you're gay and blonde you're probably evil or at least a menace to society

Ethan: I have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water

Benji, to Ethan: The path to inner peace starts with four words Benji: Not my fucking problem

Benji: I think we can be a little evil, as a treat Ethan: We? Benji: We :)

Ethan, to Benji: Just wanted to say I have a massive crush on you Benji: Oh Benji: Who's the other person you added to the group chat? Ethan: Oh, that's Luther. I added him for emotional support.

Brandt: This is a map of all the possible places Ethan could have run off to this time Hunley: That's a globe Brandt: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where he is

Ethan: Who hurt you? Benji, tired: Do you want a list? Ethan, with his guns and knives out: Yes, actually

Ethan, about Benji: I'm not gay, but DAMN. Will: You don't have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man Ethan: No, I'd sleep with him Will: Huh. Okay. Benji:

Benji, to Ethan: Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?

Will: What's up with Ethan? He's been lying on the floor for...an hour, now? Jane: He's just a little overwhelmed Will: Why? Jane: Benji smiled at him

Ethan: I wasn't that drunk Benji: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important Ethan: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!