Jade Sanders

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

does anyone else let themselves read a "goodnight fanfic" as a little reward but you accidentally end up reading a 76k anthology and stay up until the wee hours of the morning because you can't sleep without knowing what happens

how am I supposed to kiss kiss fall in love in these conditions

i don't need a driver's license i'm a city girl i go on the bus and pretend everyone is a little in love with me and then thank the driver while getting off like i'm a lady and it's my carriage. vroom vroom <3

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

sexting is out, texting back and forth about your feelings about each other is in

im gonna use google chrome till i die theyre gonna know everything about me and itll be their problem i just googled chumlonce fifteen times trying to find a post i made about shipping beyonce and chumle from pown stars history channel i csnt wait to see what they try to sell me based on that in the following days but you everyone else should be smart and get firefox

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic