Too Much Is Never Enough

I get to share this Grayscale Commission for Grilin on Twitter

A hemipenis looks like this in nature. (Pics, on a page with some real biology stuff)

I link to it in Striker's profile but more than a few people still seem to misunderstand reptile hemipenis anatomy and its not being the human ideal for one fucking one hole and the other fucking the other. Sorry, just won't work that way. Two dicks, side by side.

Now, I'm going to describe it in the most unsexy way possible. And this is far separated from why actual reptiles have hemipenes (as each head is associated with one of their internal testes). In Strikes' case it's similarly about virility but not the same anatomical stuff so don't take this as a biology lesson:

Taken from a text chat:

Just like the real ones. So people saying they want both are telling him they're about to get a lotta dick in one hole lol

And frankly it weirds him out bc the avg person don't have that kind of spacial endurance

The function of the two is to let him go twice in rapid succession, really. He gets hard again fast and typically alternates from the cock he just used

It's really just increased stamina . You need two faucets for much that so the plumbing don't break on one of them

I made that sound as unsexy as I could lol

Uh, also this means his testes are internal yes. You cannot kick him in the balls. Good luck.

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the outfits are from this pic btw

The full art of Pleistocene Fauna’s server new icon. (*happy sobs my art is a server icon*) The left one’s design eventually became the design of my characters’ father. :3

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Why aren’t deer with fangs/tusks more of a thing?

I think they are absolutely fantastic and want like…at least 10.

Fernand trotted up a while later, pleased to be on time. It was rare that between finding ways to stop his vices and his job, he got to be on time for a simple family picnic. 

But when Fernand suggested that she should end her studies with the Count she jumped up, “Father no! I want to go back; I want to learn more about this Eastern education! It’s not a waste to me at all, I only went once! You can’t cut me off just like that, I’m a Princess I need to know more than just normal stuff -”

“You watch your tone young filly! Your Father is the head of this family and you’ll heed his words! No further comprising yourself with that twisted count!” Elegant said a little heated than she wanted. She knew it was a mistake letting her pick her own tutor she wasn’t old enough to understand the horror show that happened many years ago; she needed to be safe. Scootabert got a rude wake-up call when the count reviled his true self.

“You - You shut up! I outrank you! Your just a stupid nanny and a whore!” Inez yelled at her nanny. Elegant gasped and her hooves went to her mouth, “You don’t mean that… I’m your…”

“No your not! You have never been!”

That had not gone remotely like how Fernand had wanted it to go. Slow to act and with a fool’s expression painted on his face, Fernand watched Inez’s nasty statements towards the mare who had birthed her to begin with. Slow as he was to realize it, he was not slow to stop as he reared up with thunder in his eyes.

“Enough!” he harshly corrected, stomping down hard and flapping his wings. “Inez. That’s enough. You’ll not be seeing that count anymore if that is the philosophy he has taught you. And you will apologize to Elegant” Fernand growled, deadly serious. A part of him knew that the reason for such an explosion was all due to the machinations of the adults around Inez rather than Inez herself. Being torn between several worlds would have put stress on anyone.

Fernand trotted up a while later, pleased to be on time. It was rare that between finding ways to stop his vices and his job, he got to be on time for a simple family picnic. 

“Yes tell us what Monte Cristo has taught you so far.” Elegant said in a sly voice.

Inez was caught off guard that her father said who was teaching her and even more so that Elegant was alright with it. She sipped on some drink and cleared her throat “Um well, he’s very intelligent. What we worked on last was different impressions on life. It was Eastern teaching and it had to do with vinegar and I really didn’t understand it at first but after talking about each viewpoint it made sense. So I enjoyed it and can’t wait for the next. Maybe he can come here to give me my next lesson!”