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Apologetic Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences from various sources for muses that have something to apologise about and those that may (or may not) be considering forgiveness. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I thought I was going to keep you safe forever but I can't, and I'm so sorry."

"I can't tell you, sorry. It's a secret."

"I don't know why I'm telling you all this. I'm really sorry."

"I'm sorry that I wasn't who you wanted me to be. I wasn't who I wanted to be either."

"I'm so sorry I made you cry. Making you cry made me want to cry."

"I know it's too late for excuses, but I'm sorry."

"You're a good man, and I shouldn't have lied to you. I'm sorry."

"If I took advantage, I apologise."

"It wasn't supposed to be like this."

"Sorry, I should have knocked!"

"Please accept my heartfelt apology for anything untoward I might have said last night... Or this morning."

"I forgive you. Will you forgive me?"

"I'm really sorry about this. I wish we were talking under different circumstances."

"I should have told you about your father. That was a mistake. Sorry."

"I know you hate hearing these words, but I am sorry."

"Maybe I took things a little too far..."

"I really want to apologise for, you know, the massive crime I've committed."

"I'm sorry. I used you, and I'm sorry."

"Is this your way of apologising?"

"I'm proud of you. I always have been. I'm sorry I never told you that."

"I'm really sorry that I had to jump to the wrong conclusion in order to reach the right one."

"Those things I said - it wasn't me talking."

"I would like to apologise, but my ego won't allow me to."

"I was appalling. I apologise."

Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 40

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's not polite to stare."

"Everyone is aware what a distinctive and enviable career path you've carved out for yourself, but you screwed it up!"

"How long are you going to keep up this wounded silence?"

"What did you just do?"

"Look, if you won't fix yourself a drink, sit down and be quiet, will you?"

"Why do you have to disagree with everything I say?"

"I'll have you know, I've been getting compliments on my attire all day!"

"You were supposed to be tying up loose ends, not finding new ones!"

"Didn't I tell you not to bring that up again?"

"I'm not a piece of meat put on this earth for your gratification!"

"You're not very good at this, are you?"

"You always were more balls than tact."

"I want you to quiet down, hear me out, and listen to a little logic and reason!"

"Stop talking weird! You're saying a lot of words that don't make sense!"

"I don't take orders from you."

"You've been told a thousand times not to disturb things!"

"Find some other gullible fool to seduce. I don't have time."

"You made me look a complete fool. Don't you ever embarrass me like that again."

"What the fuck is the matter with you?"

"Your actions have brought an awful lot of trouble to my door too!"

"I'm alright! Will you please just leave me alone?"

"Could you maybe not break everything this time?"

"Do you take pleasure in sweeping things under the carpet, or do you just look as if you do?"

"Is this conversation actually useful?"

"That's low. Even for you."

"If you're going to have a pity party, at least put on better music."

"What's Latin for 'losing the will to live'?"

"I've never been stood up before!"

"Just because I'm successful doesn't make me stuck up!"

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"

"You always want to be the first, don't you?"

"I hate it when you have ideas. It makes me very nervous."

"I assume you're here to apologise?"

"What I do is none of your concern! You should learn a respect for privacy!"

"Is there a reason you're not answering your phone?"

"You've got all those brains and not a scrap of common sense!"

"You are such a narcissist!"

"Is this really necessary? No offence, but you sound kind of crazy!"