The Physical Arts

This dude is a f*cking ninja!

Jackie Chan getting pissed off and walking off because his co-star can’t follow the fight choreography he’s been given.

Jackie explains that Ron Smoorenburg (the co-star in this scene) kept moving forward, towards Jackie, instead of performing his moves on the spot. This pushed Jackie back and ultimately out of frame.

Heyo! Pick a color from the list below and I shall do the thing which the color corresponds to. You know how this works.

Burnt Umber: I will tell you how you died in a previous life.

Ugly Car Yellow: I’ll give you a DnD character name.

Melted Coke Bottle Brown: I’ll give you your spirit animal.

Angry Red: Straight to angry red, eh? You okay today? Get enough sleep? I’ll tell you something nice about yourself. We’ll get through this together.

Three: Colors aren’t number, silly. I’ll think of something to reward your effort.

Off-white Salmon: Wait…what? That’s a weird color. Anyways - I’ll tell you what kind of plant you’d most likely die from.

Mountain Dew: That’s a product it’s not even a color. I’ll tell you what kind of tattoo you should get.

Sunrise Midnight: I’ll give you a sweet band name.

Succulent You Over Watered Green: They’re a part of the cactus family people! I digress. For this I can give you a line of poetry. Oh don’t act like you don’t like poetry, edgy mcedgerson.