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She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

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that-house

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

that-house

please i've already hurt so much

itwashotwestayedinthewater

memorycycle

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

huffylemon

shrimps is bugs

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grawly

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

azzandra

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

moth-grrrl-mavis

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

kunosoura

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

rednines

This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and you’re fucking laughing

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tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

necromancelena

Giant lizard pussy doctor call that a dinocologist

subspaceskater

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occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

pinene

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey

you are so beautiful in every way

pinene

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

theweirdwideweb

darthmelyanna

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

dsmsix

fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

posting-disliker

im goknba

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akaiiros

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

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